Mr. Kuto

*Yo-Yo/Ma*

[Mr. Kuto @dazed4thesummer]

@MadisonMessiah @BarstoolUofM Would rather have Dennis Rodman

[7% (or better) 🇯🇲 @gregNEVERchills]

Everywhere i go, it’s bitches in jortz and timbs. Nothing sexy out here. Just a bunch of DMXs with edges.

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

girls be stashing their tummy in their pants like it’s a glock

[gonad o'brien @gonad_obrien]

white people be like we had to narcan our shih tzu

[Jordan @sonofabeachy]

Do you guys remember when having subwoofers in your car was a thing? Do people still do that?

[Miles @C139999]

The most realistic way to get women is the Boomhauer method

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

The farmers market is cool because farmers can skip the middleman and sell directly to you, saving a lot of money… which is why everything somehow costs five times more than it does at a normal grocery store.

[dropchris1000 @dropchris1000]

I just had my own Larry David moment. A guy in this fantasy league announced his sibling died and we all gave him condolences. Then a few hours later I picked up a player off the waiver wire and everyone was like what the fuck are you doing??

[iLumpE @iLumpee]

it’s fucked up that a single serving of 12 beers is about 2400 calories

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Having an unemployed friend to text during work is so important. They’re like the window in your prison cell.

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

Imagine making 70-80k a year in the $500 apartment era.

[conar @subtoconnorpls]

timothee chalamet looks so happy. i should enter a relationship with a billionaire supermodel with a fat ass

[MACÈO MULAN @maceomulan]

even the dollar store got tap pay, walmart so fucking raggedy

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

His 3 day weekend is over. Stop the rain and make it sunny for the work week

[William Miller @millefreda]

It might be time to bring these back

[j.h. @user_________01]

I bet drunk driving a muscle car back in the day was a near religious experience

[greg @greg16676935420]

Why is no one talking about the fact that appetizers are now the same price as entrees

[🥥 𝙇𝘼𝙏𝘼𝙈 🥥 @TheLatamGuy]

it's getting harder to show up for work each day knowing there are unemployed men in Colombia with 3 girlfriends doing motorcycle wheelies at 2 am

[Mr. Kuto @dazed4thesummer]

@BleacherReport Orlando's magic has ran out.

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

So, Israel is smaller than Hawaii. Why is such a little country allowed to shoot bombs non stop at everyone within bombing distance. Am I the only one seeing this?