Daria 🌾🪩🩷

Pro Oxford comma • Reality TV • Sports

[Daria 🌾🪩🩷 @dazzlingdaria]

Also, this is the kind of post that makes me miss it here because I can’t post this kind of thing on Threads…

[Daria 🌾🪩🩷 @dazzlingdaria]

Getting dumped at 9:30 on a Friday is fun because now I just get to sit at my desk trying not to cry (unsuccessfully) for another 7 hours 🙃.

[Daria 🌾🪩🩷 @dazzlingdaria]

@JakeWally @sophrossbrooks No literally. Why?

[Daria 🌾🪩🩷 @dazzlingdaria]

I guess I just don’t understand who looked at this man and ever thought he was a Democrat….

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Senator John Fetterman:

“After witnessing last night, drop the TDS and build the White House ballroom for events exactly like these.”

[Daria 🌾🪩🩷 @dazzlingdaria]

If we didn’t lose to Baylor I fully believe he would have won the Heisman and probably have won the national championship against Notre Dame.

[Athlete Nostalgia @athletenost]

Collin Klein should have a Heisman to his name🥲

[Daria 🌾🪩🩷 @dazzlingdaria]

I can’t think of a voice I would least rather have in my ear.

[Secretary Kennedy @SecKennedy]

Coming soon—The Secretary Kennedy Podcast.

[Daria 🌾🪩🩷 @dazzlingdaria]

😱😱😱

[sitcom crave @sitcomcrave]

Janelle James will reportedly be leaving 'Abbott Elementary' after the show's upcoming season 6,due to creative differences with studio executives

There are no confirmed recastings yet

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera

[𝑆 @leoninethings]

Yayy weekend

[Daria 🌾🪩🩷 @dazzlingdaria]

Whoa. Didn’t think they’d actually do it…but thank goodness.

Great guy, but this team is SO BAD.

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Jerome Tang is out at Kansas State, sources told @PeteThamel.

With the terms of his departure being worked out, there is nearly $19 million still remaining on his contract.

[Daria 🌾🪩🩷 @dazzlingdaria]

Lmaoooo, when you lie you should at least make this conversation seem believable.

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

Just walked past Orange Theory on my way to pick up a hot black coffee and overheard half a dozen college women chatting about ‘Melania’ after their workout.

They were enamored with the First Lady’s class, humanity, and business acumen.

“I, like, didn’t know she was so smart,” one of them said. “Period sis,” another chimed in, “I knew she was beautiful but I had no idea she was so talented too. Slay queen!”

“I didn’t realize President Trump was such a good husband,” said another, as the rest nodded in agreement. “The media just lies about him so much. He’s actually such a gentleman.”

In hushed tones, they all admitted that they can no longer trust the liberal media or the Democrat party.

I think this film just secured the female vote for the GOP in the midterms.

[Daria 🌾🪩🩷 @dazzlingdaria]

It’s just funny how loserish this is.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Nicki Minaj: "I am probably the president's number one fan"

[Daria 🌾🪩🩷 @dazzlingdaria]

There is not a SPRINKLE of seasoning on that chicken.

[WELCOME TO BLACK TWlTTER  @blacktwiterthrd]

Fancy chicken served at the 3-Michelin star Epicure restaurant in Paris, France.

[Daria 🌾🪩🩷 @dazzlingdaria]

Honestly, that was the national anthem America deserves right now #AFCChampionship

[Daria 🌾🪩🩷 @dazzlingdaria]

I just like…..hate it here.

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

“wHaT RaDiCaLiZeD yOu?”

idk, im not a piece of shit

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

I’m tired of being lied to by my own government

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I’m genuinely depressed about the state of the world right now. Bad people seem to be winning everywhere.

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

Every child deserves to feel safe :) I can’t believe this is controversial :)

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

I just spoke with the White House after another horrific shooting by federal agents this morning. Minnesota has had it. This is sickening.

The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.