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@SenSchumer What does the T in TPS stand for?

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@GovSherrillNJ Lol

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@Osint613 How about that dumb fuck just cruising behind a truck with its bed up.

[Drew McCoy @_Drew_McCoy_]

Argentina vs. England in the semis. The winner goes onto the final and gets the Falklands.

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@jonfavs Crazy that the guy with the nazi tattoos had some other skeletons in his closet. Huh…

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@heyitsreeeee Did it jump start your menstrual cycle?

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@ShawnChittle @DCCarViolence Probably a combination of those and more.

[The Knicks Wall @TheKnicksWall]

We haven’t forgotten @elmo

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@visegrad24 They’re mobilizing both of their ships?

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@DailyMail Finally some good news

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@TheDemocrats They tried to kill federal agents…

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@bourgeoisbantu @girardi_matt So you’re saying the mere verbal request of payment for services is what incites savage criminal behavior?

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@patriottakes Yeah, fountains on public land in our nations capital should work…

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@visegrad24 Cool, go back to fucking Egypt.

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@FeverPotomac Congratulations to the tent city on your new urinal!

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@BBCWorld What the actual fuck…

[USPPNEWS @usparkpolicepio]

Everyone is talking about May 4th and May the Force Be With You. We’re with you every day. Here’s our PSA – get ready (and drive safely)!

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@HeathrowAirport @airwaysmagazine @British_Airways Cultural energy is one way to refer to St Louis! Haha. Try not to get shot!