Dawson

make it a point each day to make someone laugh

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

https://t.co/rCxhhHIt5p

[workfessions @workfessions]

"Boss said all the breakers were off, hooked up a receptacle and got shocked. Shit in a bag and put it under his truck seat" -DF Contracting

[Best TikToks @TheFunnyVines]

Me everyday... https://t.co/MoeFAYpr1s

[Dawson @dbaecht54]

@jakezedolek awesome we are leaving in 25 min

[Dawson @dbaecht54]

@jakezedolek hell yes I am and we have a good size group going too!

[Dawson @dbaecht54]

To the crazy bitch who keeps staring into my soul and nodding your head...stop, you're freakin my shit out.#probablyawitch #shakininmyboots

[Dawson @dbaecht54]

Why does everyone hate the cold, let the snow days begin!

[Dawson @dbaecht54]

About to throat punch the kid next to me...#stoptalkingtome #throatpunch

[Dawson @dbaecht54]

Quietly shitting in my girlfriends bathroom when she bursts in and proceeded to ask me how everything is going #getonourlevel #itsgoinggood

[Dawson @dbaecht54]

To the man puking in the bathroom #tookittoofar #bravo #bootnrally

[Dawson @dbaecht54]

Asked kid why he missed class, said he got bit in the face by a pit bull while on patrol... badass #shouldashotit

[Dawson @dbaecht54]

"@TheComedyQuote: When your friend pays for your food http://t.co/g3uAHgOYpE" @TannerCritch

[Dawson @dbaecht54]

The BO smell of the girl in front of me is incredibly strong, like please I'll pay for your shower. #abouttopassout #sprayherwithahose

[Dawson @dbaecht54]

When u wake up at 2AM to take a piss and u step on the only piece of broken plate from the week before... #timetogiveup #fuckedmeup

[Dawson @dbaecht54]

To the man who pisses with his pants around his ankles...no #bareass #we'renotchildrenanymore #zippersforreasons