David Baer

I throw goals (and turnovers!) for Philadelphia Patrol

[David Baer @dbaer20]

@charleshoppes @SpikingWhamos @colinmci If you score a goal, I expect you to ensure the entire complex knows about it. I expect the ensuing spike and celebration to get ultimate banned from the entire state of delaware

[David Baer @dbaer20]

@charleshoppes @unchuckable @team_chill I see a completion :)

[David Baer @dbaer20]

@socialclubulti @LindsayAnicole This is good. Lindsay, start adapting your language! Talk the talk, then you can walk the walk

[David Baer @dbaer20]

New home stadium, same elite athletes. Get your tickets!

[Philadelphia Surge @Philly_Surge]

Check out our home schedule for the season!! Buy tickets ASAP before we sell out: https://t.co/8SHziXlEjZ

🔔⚡️🔔⚡️🔔⚡️

[David Baer @dbaer20]

@charleshoppes Overthrown pass, incredulous look at receiver, other team now going the other way unguarded, announcer saying "turnover number 10"

Checks all your boxes!

[David Baer @dbaer20]

@LindsayAnicole Good thing I got you a sweatshirt for Christmas

[David Baer @dbaer20]

@cuddlybaer11 Rude

[David Baer @dbaer20]

@being_ulti This does not make me less confused

[David Baer @dbaer20]

Hey I know her! She's great and she'll do great things for PADA. That's just what she does

[PADA @PADAorg]

Welcome our new Program Director, Lindsay https://t.co/IRI9WRNUxQ

[David Baer @dbaer20]

Lindsay has accomplished so much more than me its unbelievable. Even if you just want to limit accomplishments to on the field ultimate things (you shouldn't), one of us has led a team in goals at worlds. Its not me

[Lindsay @LindsayAnicole]

Dear frisbee world. My name is Lindsay. I am not just @dbaer20 future wife. Please stop using that as my identifier

[David Baer @dbaer20]

@charleshoppes Long live ultimate. Long love Atkins.

[David Baer @dbaer20]

@aultimate @king_of_PRUSHAN @itscourt27 @JPrushan Doesn't sound like something you would say. Are you sure it was a compliment? Was it more a state of shock and confusion that Simon did something acceptable? Was it actually a bad throw but he had lowered the bar that far?

[David Baer @dbaer20]

@charleshoppes @brandeasy2313 @plindsey31 @baberaham3 I swear it also went around a light pole, two other fields, and also the moon. It was incredible

[David Baer @dbaer20]

@c_ultimatetchr @ZephyrUlti @cwultimate It is pretty sweet

[David Baer @dbaer20]

@gametimebrian So many smiles

[David Baer @dbaer20]

@LindsayAnicole Fact check: I am not ready

[David Baer @dbaer20]

My sister is doing a thing. It seems kinda cool. Does that mean she's kinda cool? Doubtful

[Riot Nerd @RiotNerdPhilly]

As promised, since the first Swemo night did well (in Brooklyn), we’re bringing it to Philly this fall! Stay tuned for the date announcement. 🎉

[David Baer @dbaer20]

@phillyyflight Don't care about Joel, want more video of the dog

[David Baer @dbaer20]

@macri___ @cwultimate I'd have to retire for him to fully steal, and I'm trying to outlast Trey