Brandon Parker

Vocalist in a band called DeadBeat. if you haven't check us out! As well as a band called South Side Tango!

[Brandon Parker @dbag116]

@caitttmachura 😘

[Brandon Parker @dbag116]

@caitttmachura You won’t

[Brandon Parker @dbag116]

@Summer_smmithh Thank you Summer! ❤️❤️

[Brandon Parker @dbag116]

The movie ���The Girl Next Door” has one of the sexiest lead roles of all time (Danielle). I also wish that was my life.

[mar @Celestial_Slime]

Make a difference

[Helen Keller @Helen_KelIer]

Got a DUI the other day. The officer thought I was smashed because I couldn't say the alphabet or walk a straight line.

[Helen Keller @Helen_KelIer]

LOL at my mom for thinking the silent treatment is a good punishment.

[Helen Keller @Helen_KelIer]

What was Helen Keller's favorite candy? Skittles. Can't see the rainbow, but at least she can taste it.

[Helen Keller @Helen_KelIer]

Haters gonna hate. Just pretend you can't see or hear them. Or don't pretend... Whatever...

[Brandon Parker @dbag116]

Still... stuck in between “always fucked up” and “hey let’s make a baby or two”

[Helen Keller @Helen_KelIer]

Thinking you are really good at hide and go seek, then finding out that everyone stopped looking for you 2 hours ago.

[Nigerian Giant @SheWantsTheVic]

Lil Uzi officially been pushed to the edge https://t.co/kBtrFWwGxE

[orificeorigami.bsky.social @orifice_origami]

ring ring
it's your life
get a new one

[Squeaky Bob @Robbiemac336]

"Its so crazy trump wants to give teachers who are veterans guns inside of schools" what kind of coward wouldnt lay down their life to protect children, every teacher should be out that door charging the gunman, veteran or not #GunControl #AGunInEveryHand

[Helen Keller @Helen_KelIer]

I get the blackout without the hangover.

[Brandon Parker @dbag116]

Nashville bound ✌🏼🌇

[Freestyle Raps @FreestyIeRaps]

T pain “roll in peace” freestyle .. sounding 🔥🔥 or 💩💩
https://t.co/fjlBC9EVy7

[Helen Keller @Helen_KelIer]

I would make the safest driver because I'm always checking my blind spot.

[Brandon Parker @dbag116]

@KlopschJustin Always