Gumby

Rugger — not a hooker — I'm not a pessimist, I'm an optometrist — I suck at DBD — #PZPN makes me drink

[. @mrw1sconsin]

RIP to a real hater. You still did a lot for black people. I’ll never forget when you saw me with a durag on and you told me to “take that shit off in public”

[Gumby @dbazan15]

Congrats on the sex @JoshAllenQB

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Hailee Steinfeld & Josh Allen announce they’re expecting their first baby.

[Popeyes @Popeyes]

pope yes

[Gumby @dbazan15]

@NicoHarrisonGM you’re a terrorist and I hope you stub your toe every single day

[Gumby @dbazan15]

Letting an alleged rapist score is diabolical

[Manchester City @ManCity]

57. Partey scores for Arsenal.

🔴 2-1 🩵 #ManCity

[Gumby @dbazan15]

@IsidorWilson @BradleyDSharp11

[Gumby @dbazan15]

@SunderlandAFC Don’t let him get on the bus

[Gumby @dbazan15]

I spy a @TightHeadBrew beer 👀

[jack @jack_bfr]

The Bears suck, but it was really cool to see a human being, on live TV, learn how a koozie works.

[𝙋𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙡 𝙍𝙞𝙘𝙠 @PistolRick]

I swear if you asshats @espn try to force Stephen A into this I will Jan 6 that studio

[Gumby @dbazan15]

Bulls fans

[red @redfIxvor]

9th game of the year

[Gumby @dbazan15]

@mrgibber45 @CClarkReport @SportsPro May I introduce you to #8 Ilona Maher

[Jeff Eisenband @JeffEisenband]

Every NFL team should be watching Ilona Maher game film in training camp right now.

That’s how you establish the run. @USARugby

[Gumby @dbazan15]

@DariusPSmith @JeffParker23 @RussoHockey You really are autistic cuz the Lynx did make more shots lmao

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

bby where else can you get a drink, bottomless chips and salsa and a big smasher burger with fries for $10.99????

[Gumby @dbazan15]

@Eric4LakeCounty @LakeCountyHolly @Carissa4LCB7 @LakeCountyDems1 Get ready to update that resumé dumbass

[USA Rugby @USARugby]

HISTORY🥉

The first ever USA medal in rugby sevens.

Congrats to this incredible team 👏

[Gumby @dbazan15]

@famoso2020 @justwsports Shut the fuck up Bill

[Gumby @dbazan15]

@Teros7s Amaya is a bitch

[Gumby @dbazan15]

Congrats on the sex @PatrickMahomes

[NFL @NFL]

Congrats to the Mahomes on baby No. 3! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

(via @PatrickMahomes, @BrittanyLynne)

[Gumby @dbazan15]

Lmfao

[™ @_GunnerEddie]

@ChampionsLeague saliba would pocket him 😂

[Gumby @dbazan15]

@LagosDaddyGO @FCBarcelona Mbappe was cheeks today