Davis Cowart

totally open to unsolicited dog pics. he/him.

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E.T. phone home? More like E.D. bone gone.

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He go so hard in Sodomy I be begging for Gomorrah

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If no phone, how did they film this? Tell me that.

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Frat party in the 90s, not a single phone in sight

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Tried to get the cute fuck boy mullet cut but unfortunately with my texture and curls I just look like this. Don’t text. Gotta teach orphans in the morning.

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Stephen Sondheim’s Company, but Bobby is Robert Oppenheimer.

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@melschnef You damn skippy.

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✍🏻✍🏻
“Dear Santa, How you doing? Uhhh my boyfriend was in here earlier and he said you wrote your number on his receipt? And I’m just here to check you and say like… control your hormones or whatever. I know he fine. His names Antoine.”
*sees elf*
“You work with her?”

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This may be real low brow, but I have always thought Nissans look so elegant.

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@DavisBrinker Shoulda tweeted this on sundy mornin instead of sundy afternoon. That’s when God wants to hear it.

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She climbing my Empire State Building till I King Kong. 🥹🥵🥵🤤💀☠️🗽

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Somebody better get the handcuffs and read me my rights, cause I’m going into cardiac arrest!

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Man whoever thought to put fruit in salads, I hope they got their reward up there in heaven. 🙏🏻👍🏻🍎

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ATTN: Nikki Blonsky to replace Beanie Feldstein in BWAY revival of FUNNY GIRLS starting next week.

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🎶I have just regular motion sickness. Somebody roll the windows down.🎶🥰

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I am currently having lunch and to my left are a couple of Disney gays and to my right are a couple of Harry Potter gays. And, Lord, I know I don’t always do right by you but I thought you were a merciful God.

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I will only say one more thing about the music man: the reason Hugh Jackman is so unsuccessful in the role is because he doesn’t know that Harold Hill is bisexual.

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Music Man discourse today is hilarious. Between this and Gilded Age on Monday, Twitter is my new safe space.

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@DavisBrinker @MaggieCramer69 Jesus

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@jarduckyboy Is that a boffa sandwich?

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It’s all Sondheim this, Stephen Schwartz that, but I notice none of y’all have Bert Hanley’s name in your mouths. Do your research. You call yourself a musical theatre fan???