Kathleen Finch

country fried content

[Kathleen Finch @finchpower]

Whenever I feel like I’m not receiving enough attention, I go to a Mexican restaurant and order a plate that sizzles

[Kathleen Finch @finchpower]

@megkmurphyy Quoth the raven, "Macklemore"

[Kathleen Finch @finchpower]

@megkmurphyy This is SUCH big news

[Kathleen Finch @finchpower]

@megkmurphyy You’ll be preaching to the choir

[Kathleen Finch @finchpower]

@delaneycirce Yeah…hit the nail on the head tbh

[Schrodinger’s Anne @ofthefinches]

Happy birthday, Jesus! They’re gonna murder you in about four months so live it up while you can lil guy

[Schrodinger’s Anne @ofthefinches]

Testimonials

[joseph @dodofinch]

How can she appreciate the intricacies of the new Meg if she didn’t even get to know the old one

[Kathleen Finch @finchpower]

Did she even see Meg 1

[joseph @dodofinch]

I’m a big strong man. I only wince a little bit when I drink seltzer water.

[Kathleen Finch @finchpower]

Oh, how did my meeting go? Well, I called 6 people after it ended, does that answer your question?

[Kathleen Finch @finchpower]

The real ihop was the friends we met along the way

[Kathleen Finch @finchpower]

Kohls. Expect great things.

[Kathleen Finch @finchpower]

@megkmurphyy “Oh! She’s got a very pretty dress!”

[Kathleen Finch @finchpower]

“Who’s Zelda?” Moms are so incredible

[Kathleen Finch @finchpower]

3 for 3

[Kathleen Finch @finchpower]

She took my Xbox in the divorce

[Schrodinger’s Anne @ofthefinches]

Oh, hey Jesus! Glad you could make it. I tried saying hi to your mom at the market on Friday but she just kept, like, weeping and rending her garments, it was crazy. Did you mess with the booze at a wedding again??

You what

[Kathleen Finch @finchpower]

Who sent me two massive catholic catalogs in the mail

[Schrodinger’s Anne @ofthefinches]

If they harmonize on the happy birthday song you gotta get out of there

[Kathleen Finch @finchpower]

@victonya__rose @ezell_noah YOU MUST