Danny Byrne

I just pretend I know what I'm doing most of the time.

[Danny Byrne @dbdandan]

@BorisWray It is staggered from 50k to 250k for the full 25%

[Gissur Simonarson @GissiSim]

Almost kills his mate. Keeps on firing.

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https://t.co/gllSij1UGH

[Schadenfreudelish @aggierican]

Good morning, Twitter 😊

[Charlie Peters @CDP1882]

God, I love Scotland

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

It looks suspiciously like Blackadder has given body language lessons to the Tories.

[Charlie @charliemfc]

Who remembers when David Blaine was starving himself in a box for weeks and weeks and someone attached a burger to a remote control helicopter and hovered it in view to torture him? That's when we peaked as a nation, downhill ever since

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Word of the day: QUANKED - overcome with fatigue.

[Danny Byrne @dbdandan]

Sleeping pattern is truly out the window atm

[IRN-BRU @irnbru]

💅 https://t.co/fgh34zbsKC

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

Let's just run that through the translator

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Actual names for fish and chip restaurants include Cod Father, Rock and Soul, Codswallop, In Cod We Serve, Fryer Tuck and A Salt & Battery.

[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

Theresa May a clear favourite for #MayvCorbyn. Unless you're a fox. Or old. Or young. Or poor. Or sick. Or not British by birth.

[Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Insta & Facebook @theJeremyVine]

Just seen this.

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

On a day where we are sore need of some light, this story about Roger Moore is just a tiny pure joy. https://t.co/LthNBC5f7Y