dylan bell

civil engineering student at one of the schools in Ottawa

[dylan bell @dbell1324]

New partner in crime 💁🏻💁🏻💁🏻

[Kevin McCaffrey @KevinMcCaff]

Years ago, I was scheduled for a double shift at Olive Garden. I told them my grandma died, and they said “well then can you just work one shift?” I was so furious they’d ask that, I never went back. Also I was lying, my grandma was fine, but still

[MB @maleeezy_]

a story in two parts:

[Kevin @KevinGShanks]

Has COVID-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?

If so, you may be entitled to condensation.

[Steady @SteadyIsFlying]

Me doing things alone vs. me doing things when someone watches me

[coach @toppalat]

MAKE SURE THIS DOESNT GET TAKEN DOWN. SAVE IT. SHARE IT. FUCK THE SYSTEM. FUCK THE GOVERNMENT. FUCK THE POLICE. FUCK THESE TUCKEN PIGS. FUCK ALL OF THEM.

[M1NE™ @_M1NE__]

I miss the days when if you couldn't rap, you didn't

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

White kid in my class just texted me “don’t come to zoom tomorrow” tf going on here

[dylan bell @dbell1324]

There isn’t even a hand wash station at my work today 🤗🤗

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_]

NHL: hockey is postponed indefinitely

*2 hours later*

Canada: we have a cure

[Dr Liam Hackett MBE @LiamHALI]

The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

[Maggie Trabucco @maggietrabucco]

If you were to board a flight tomorrow, would your primary concern be A) COVID-19 or B) the fact that an individual with Peter Weber’s decision making ability could be operating the aircraft?

[Tony X @soIoucity]

its really sad to see 4 whole guys jump and beat up on marchand smh. where was the 5th skater? why didnt the goalie get a lick in also? do better tampa.

[Tails @Tails_Picks]

Rasmus Ristolainen getting body-checked by the Holy Spirit here

[Ella 📸 @Ella_928]

I’m signing off..

[Raf King of New York 🤺 @RafKingOfNY]

ladies please, hear me out

[Richard Norcross @rnorcross6]

Once again New Tecumseth will not be enforcing over night parking restrictions from Dec 20th to Jan 1st. Another reason to not drink and drive..please be courteous to your neighbours and do not block fire hydrants.

[emma @EmmaGarrett22]

everyone’s telling me to tweet this, so here you go