David Beyer

[Hunter @HunterKimmel]

DO YOUR THING TWITTER. RT FOR FREE WINGS🔥🙌🏼😫

[Thomas McFall @thomas___mcfall]

Hey guys, I know I usually just post shitty jokes on my Twitter but bear with me because I wanted to share something.

So in one of my Management classes I sit in the same seat in the front every day. Every single day I sit there.

Now, I also sit next to some foreign guy that

[Joey D @JoeyDeFab]

I just invented a new pancake flavor!!

It’s called “Half-Burnt, Half-Batter”

The secret ingredient is failure

[Mizzou Baja Racing @MizzouBaja]

Moving very close to completing the frame. All that's left is the rear section!
#BusinessInTheFront #PartyInTheBack

[Mizzou Baja Racing @MizzouBaja]

Heading to #MidnightMayhem in Louisville, KY

Let's go car #127

[Mizzou Baja Racing @MizzouBaja]

#MidnightMayhem was a success for car #127

We survived the entire endurance race and finished 27th out of 100!

[Mizzou Baja Racing @MizzouBaja]

No that's not from July 4th. That was tonight

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

uhhh yes. amateur

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

true

[David Beyer @dbeye97]

@Alekg8or @StevenBrady14 legs are overrated

[David Beyer @dbeye97]

My professor doesn't know how to solve a problem that he assigned

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Funny Quotes @FunnyQuotees]

Twitter is like a fridge. You get bored, so you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there's anything good.

[Rev. Steve @thestevenbrady]

Id like to cancel my subscription to "adulthood" please, I think my free trial is over