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confused architect seeks bass gig

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@UnrealBluegrass Oooooo…a deep cut from the archives, well done sir

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@MollyJongFast She is so well spoken and articulate

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@VoteHub @mehdirhasan The operable word being chance! Don’t leave it to chance get out and vote!

[BeshearStan @BeshearStan]

Michigan really dodged a bullet in the Democratic Senate primary

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Halloween is the ONE night a year women get to be viewed as sexual objects, and @kristenschaaled is making the most of her options #TDS30 #2013

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

Babe wake up the suddenly competitive Democrat in missippi just released a Halloween themed sinners campaign video portraying Cindy Hyde smith as a vampire

[david helton @dbhelton]

@MarioNawfal @MalcolmNance He is really pissed off at dr oz

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@davidsirota @mehdirhasan And yet they ignore the saddam reference

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@Timodc @MalcolmNance They are all willfully ignoring the saddam part of the quote

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@elonmusk So articulate

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@andrewperezdc @mehdirhasan Poor Scottie has his panties on a wad…again

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@KyleMartinsen_ …and Kyle is an idiot!

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@ScottJenningsKY The smirk…

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@AdamKinzinger @MalcolmNance @elonmusk He is not very smart is he?

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Remember….it’s all noise until the ballots are counted!

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@WeisbergNate @KatrinaNation @NYMag So says Al frankens nanny

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@Tazerface16 @MalcolmNance Sprockets…now we dance!

[🇨🇦Goose Of War🇺🇦 @yer_conscience]

@Tazerface16 Mike Myers’s impression was even better than I thought

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Last month, we refurbished 10 tennis courts in Crotona Park — the only public tennis courts in the Bronx with lights for night play.

We stopped by recently to see how things were going.

Thank you to @NYJTL, @usta and @yonex_tennis for helping us deliver high-quality public spaces that New Yorkers deserve.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

It's stunning when you realize exactly how many things trump f*cked up in less than 2 years.

HILARIOUS when a song nails it perfectly.

THIS IS BRILLIANT!!!🔥🔥🔥