Alex Abdul Hussein

AOC + Cardi B fan account

[Alex Abdul Hussein @dblbutterburger]

Marrying a founder is basically the SF equivalent of funding your wife's side business that loses $10k a month (gender neutral).

[Alex Abdul Hussein @dblbutterburger]

@alt1na1 cute Lilo & Stitch costume: "i am actually very subversive"

[Alex Abdul Hussein @dblbutterburger]

@FuckedUpYogis @vocalcry Also sometimes we are not 100% good!

[Alex Abdul Hussein @dblbutterburger]

@FuckedUpYogis @vocalcry “I love you and I’m and not mad at you, we’re 100% good” feels like coddling a child imo. I say that as someone who values direct communication tbf

[Alex Abdul Hussein @dblbutterburger]

@FuckedUpYogis @theoluminati The love of ur life is not on threads. She’s better than that

[Alex Abdul Hussein @dblbutterburger]

Friendly reminder that 90% of gun crime and 80% of mass shootings are committed with (easily concealed) handguns. “assault rifle” discourse is an utter waste of our nation’s limited attention span.

[Matt Holtz 🌐🇺🇸🇺🇦 @Diplomatt42]

@cljack @TheLockheedLib I’m hoping this improves but you’re right that a lot of Dem lawmakers be like:

[Alex Abdul Hussein @dblbutterburger]

@Diplomatt42 @cljack @TheLockheedLib They’re both fully semiautomatic for sure

[Alex Abdul Hussein @dblbutterburger]

@SarAllyce spent my 20's chasing exciting women. Now I spend my weekends replanting tropical houseplants. The last thing I want is an exciting woman.

[Alex Abdul Hussein @dblbutterburger]

@afoidance proud of u

[Alex Abdul Hussein @dblbutterburger]

Analyst #3, at your service

[Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️ @FracSlap]

"We never see you at the club"

Yea and I never see you at the Strait of Hormuz ripping heaters all night while you listen to the rumble of fighter jets

[Alex Abdul Hussein @dblbutterburger]

Touch rocks

[Alex Abdul Hussein @dblbutterburger]

@barbarian_cohen ?

[Alex Abdul Hussein @dblbutterburger]

@VicVijayakumar Got my ass

[Alex Abdul Hussein @dblbutterburger]

@estherzelda0514 some say the hottest

[Alex Abdul Hussein @dblbutterburger]

@Carl_tech9 how ya like the stribog suppressed?

[Alex Abdul Hussein @dblbutterburger]

@markovs_razor @xandurglar there is 1000% a market for this

[Alex Abdul Hussein @dblbutterburger]

@LadyNimby all you have to see is her lashes in the first second of this video. Didn't even need to hear a word

[Alex Abdul Hussein @dblbutterburger]

@vocalcry pro tip: don't ever go to a real pumpkin patch. turns out they're the thorniest, needliest, shittiest plants on earth.

[Alex Abdul Hussein @dblbutterburger]

Yeah, that’s good

[Alex Abdul Hussein @dblbutterburger]

38 years on earth with have you mixing cow manure and perlite on your patio with the same level of excitement previously reserved for doing drugs.

[Alex Abdul Hussein @dblbutterburger]

@growing_daniel AOL 3.0 baby