@fesshole Anyone who went to school in the eighties knows how to fix this...
* Write it
* Fold it lots of times, back and forth
* Dunk it in a weak tea solution
* Oven on low
* Put some burn marks on the outside
* Add a few "yea" and "thee"s
@springbris@Zafarcakes The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years.
@Uber can you please unlock my account i've been on the phone, email. useless customer service. My phone was stolen on 16th and now we are 30th still haven't unlocked my account. everyone else banks etc have sorted me out. I have new phone and sim so safe to be let back in
@soundstoryuk@bjork amazing album was young enough I called it de-butt never heard debut said before. Venus as a Boy. Really like the Ride cymbals in Big Time Sensuality