DBMWalker 🧂💨

Christian, Father of 3 young men, Mech Engineer, Dry sense of humor.

[DBMWalker 🧂💨 @dbmwalker]

@Jringo1508 LOL. This is me. Assisted Living and I have a tool chest in my room. Maint guy will say. “Hey, do you have a 6mm. by 25mm screw?” Yes I have one from 8 years ago when I got an extra one when installing a tv mount.

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@Jringo1508 Used diamond wheels in grinding glass. Visited supplier. “Hey, you want to hold 10,000 karats of diamonds?” Well duh of course. Man made but still cool.

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@Jringo1508 They then explained he could never get a secure position requiring background check. Why? Oh yeah, I forgot his Mom had been a member of the Chines Communist party as a teenager in China. He didn’t sign the corrected contract and didn’t join.

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@Jringo1508 Son wanted to join Navy at 17. Had to sign for him. Noticed SS# was wrong. While they corrected contract I saw what he told me they promised but school wasn’t in contract. Tried to tell me that wasn’t assigned till after boot. Nope I was in and not how it works. 1-2

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@PolitiBunny I tell people who hear me talking to myself. “I’m merely consulting with the smartest person I know.” Hey, if you’re going to be crazy no sense in being humble. 😂

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@cagrown5 @RICHARDALANPAR3 Give intro to rules when they would work in my department. “I will fire you for violating 2 rules. Absenteeism and safety violations.” Poor work habits I can correct but those 2 violations hurt the people around you and I won’t stand for that.

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@its_The_Dr Bought a house. 3 months later get a call that someone fell on sidewalk in front of my house. To avoid them taking me to court I needed to call their lawyer to settle. “Nope, go ahead and sue I don’t mind.” CLICK as the hung up.

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@TugboatPhil @japan_nobunaga 🤣😂

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@Enezator Come on. The awareness was him checking out her rear and saw the guy on bike secondary. 😂

[Jason Bartlett @Jason2bartlett]

Good morning!

All glory be to God!

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@pipandbaby 🙏🥺. Just being there is enough to show you care.

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@Jringo1508 Varangians, now where is it I heard it? It was just on the tip of my tongue now it’s just Ghosted away.

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@PolitiBunny 100, 4, 3. Allergic to coffee so as far away as I can be from it. Get my caffeine from soda.

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@miles_commodore Calf liver and onions, chicken livers stir fried Sichuan style over rice. Love that stuff.

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@miles_commodore Wheaties

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@Oilfield_Rando My youngest wore out 2 VHS tapes rewatching this over and over. When DVD finally came out got it and he never watched again. 🤦‍♂️

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@pvtjokerus Hey it was cool. I got my own nap towel with my name on it.

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@nogooddeed2 I went into ER for diverticulitis attack. Common for me. Come back after scan to tell me I have a 1.9 cm X 1.1 cm stone in right kidney. Get scheduled for two blasts of the stone 3 weeks apart. Pissed blood for 6 weeks in total as I passed it all out.

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@pipandbaby A cutie back then and still to this day. 🥰

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@shoveitjack Joe Bonamassa