d a v i b

tall, pasty, and not the ugliest person you've seen all day

[d a v i b @DBOTUS]

Should I tweet rn?

[bear @iamblackbear]

https://t.co/HtWevkfjB7

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Am I twitter famous yet?

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@britbritlane You’ll always be 12 to me 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Texas Humor @TexasHumor]

...what did you just say?!

[bear @iamblackbear]

sry i suck

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@jeremyzucker @lauvsongs Dallas — because I’ll find a way to make it to that show

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@jeremyzucker Thanks bruh

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@jeremyzucker Peace signs ✌🏻

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@jakeisliving90 “Fruits and veggies” “not flowers”

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I won’t be seeing anyone Friday https://t.co/azDUEIk5yq

[jeremy zucker @jeremyzucker]

i’ve been recording a live acoustic EP over the past couple of months n it comes out friday

[Sammi Sweetheart @ECBuckingham]

But kim and kanye had so many options:

The bean west
Portillos west
North west metra line west
Da Bears West
Going out with your boys on clark west

[d a v i b @DBOTUS]

Legibility status: low contrast https://t.co/rU5zx8z549

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

GUAC > GUYS 🥑🥑🥑 Staying boyfriend free in 2018 with this tee. → https://t.co/6uW94kZUAM

[d a v i b @DBOTUS]

Sending work email from the bathroom 🤷🏻‍♂️

[bear @iamblackbear]

dont do school
eat drugs
go to vegetables

[d a v i b @DBOTUS]

@iamblackbear This will be my favorite song on the next album 5sure

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Sorry Illinois, but there’s no income tax here 🤷🏻‍♂️ https://t.co/mB7x6OnLto

[Texas Humor @TexasHumor]

Home is where the Texas is.

[d a v i b @DBOTUS]

I caught the plague