Pickle Rick

[balls mcnaughton @alexmcntn]

“Are you staying up for the USA tomorrow? I know the game is on late.”

I get to watch a stress free game in the World Cup. Our star players get to aura farm from the bench. I used to pray for times like this. I’m not wasting this opportunity.

[Brazy @UTVBrazy]

He’s poisoned my mind

[Pickle Rick @dbray93]

@chargers Excited for this year but damn this is a brutal schedule

[Ochai Latte @nasimali]

de’aaron fox has done more than the united nations

[chugging pilk at 2am and getting a tummy ache @GASLIGHTER_]

This isn't even close to true. I work at planned Parenthood and we always make sure to stun the baby with a small cattleprod so it doesn't fight back

[Alexis Pereira @MrAlexisPereira]

Mamdani: if you have a house in NYC that you don’t live in that is worth over $5 million, you have to pay an extra tax on it
Guy from my grade school who is now a Suffolk County police officer:

[onion person @CantEverDie]

HEARTWARMING: american society forces old grandma to work to her grave to prevent her husband from dying

[onion person @CantEverDie]

it’s hard to illustrate how it felt at the time if you were too young, but this happening right after the shock bernie primary win in michigan was a nuclear hopium bomb. it felt like the world was on the precipace of something better

[Bobby Reagan @BarstoolReags]

WE ALMOST LOST BILL RAFTERY

[Harly @HarlysCorner]

Aurora Borealis is caused by the Sun, not God.

Americans are blithering idiots.

[Orikron 🇵🇹 骆培思 @orikron]

If you post "Stop killing kids." with no further context, Zionists will automatically assume it's about them. Wonder why that is.

[Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine]

No, Ted, my friends died as and will always be United States Marines, you despicable fuck.

[John F Kennedy @Kennedy35POTUS]

everyone asking “what now” after the files released

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“not a sign of wrongdoing”

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

republicans don’t even defend trump being in the epstein files anymore they just look at you like this

[Oklahoma Space Captain @WGTD_Tracer]

Go to your local hole in the wall, see the local band playing, order a few $2 dollar pbr tallboys, smoke a cig with a stranger, randomly debate an old man about sports, order greasy onion rings and live life a lil bit

This generation sucks, everyone wants to sit at home play video games, watch Netflix or whatever

Put the phone down go out, drink, smoke and enjoy your life

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

[swiss bae 🇨🇩 @thekonyjen]

so the US only has Israel as an ally? 😭😭😭😂😂😂😭😂😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😂😭😭😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😭😭 just two dumb bitches telling each other “exactlyyyyyy”