David Small

I invented water, but modesty prevents me from telling everyone.

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@KashPatel_News You and President Trump are both vaccinated. Why aren't you more pumpernickel?

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@KariLake You don't HAVE a job. (Well, grifting is KIND of a job...)

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@RepAndyBiggsAZ Dude. Print it. There's your business card.

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@GregAbbott_TX Your refusal to enforce Federal immigration law (by transporting immigrants elsewhere). Doesn't that define Texas as a "sanctuary state"...one that refuses to enforce Federal immigration law?

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@RepAndyBiggsAZ We know you're here. Unlikely anyone as dangerous and America-hating is coming across the border.

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@KariLake @RealLyndaCarter Wow @Kari, you're not great at cosplaying, but you're a good enough faker...
I suspect you'll be able to grift enough people to make this a financially advantageous fraud for you.

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@RepMattGaetz @NewsweekOpinion Who are you trying to convince, fivehead?

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@RepAndyBiggsAZ @JudiciaryGOP Well, you'd sure know about corruption.

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@ScottAdamsSays Have we not been assuming that Newsom will be the Democratic nominee?

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@RonnyJacksonTX <hic> Do you know what impeachment is, Doctor Robert? <hiccup>

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@RepAndyBiggsAZ Do something, then. I mean, if you know anyone in legislature, and you have evidence, DO SOMETHING.

If you don't have evidence, then SHUT UP ABOUT IT, and do your job.

You're a traitor.

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@julie_kelly2 So you're saying it was an inside job?!

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@ScottAdamsSays Maybe he knows there was cheating, because he cheated.
And he can't imagine, given the scope of his own cheating, that he could have been beaten without the other side cheating, as well.

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@RepMattGaetz Can't hear you over the volume of your fivehead

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@RepAndyBiggsAZ If you had evidence, you'd make a case.
But the only evidence is that you're an admitted criminal (asked for a pardon) who cares more about showboating on social media than doing your job.

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@jhong even if the high-school art-project ET's have actual human (and other) bones used in their construction, and unworkable joints?

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@RepAndyBiggsAZ What kind of idiot legislator:
- Requests a pardon
- Posts this to Twitter instead of taking action

Are you such an idiot-traitor that you think *we the people* need to do your job for you?

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@bennyjohnson https://t.co/kUwIm8AnOA

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@KariLake Yes, taking classified property of "we the people" and treating it as your personal trophy...
And filing (and losing) many frivolous lawsuits...

That's not theft and corruption. It's questioning corruption. Up is down, Kari Lake is not a grifter.

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@bennyjohnson ...and there are people who'll believe him, and totally buy into the excuses he makes when he doesn't.