mighty dysmorphic power ranger

faker and dumber than you.

[Broadway Star!!!! @thatonequeen]

Giving up your right-of-way while driving isn't the nice move you think it is. It is dangerous and it disrupts the flow of traffic.

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

[too lazy to kms] hey Boeing i know what you did

[mighty dysmorphic power ranger @dbsteph]

@BussyDynamite @lonelyfag15 Dual Income No Kids

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

getting really good at talking to straight men without crying.

[Nadine Batchelor-Hunt @nadinebh_]

I’ll never delete this app

[mighty dysmorphic power ranger @dbsteph]

@therealpoolin Sometimes they’re cute! https://t.co/7SHDTL76u5

[mighty dysmorphic power ranger @dbsteph]

@therealpoolin A bomber jacket or … I’ll say it … a cardigan?

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

I love when I try to unlock my iPhone in the morning and it's like "ummmmm we actually don't know a puffy bitch with one eye shut"

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

normalize being old bald and disgusting.

[mighty dysmorphic power ranger @dbsteph]

@arbuzzy Getting your CO is a big deal, congratulations! 🎉

[mighty dysmorphic power ranger @dbsteph]

@ASchneider2008 @ChicagoDPD Unfortunately most developers will get away with these changes because they are aesthetic and do not impact the overall design performance. Also, of course, the OG design would have been 50-150% more expensive.

[Gottmik @gottmik]

I HATE April fools and I HATE PRANKS!!!! 🤡

[mighty dysmorphic power ranger @dbsteph]

@JayCarney @BernieSanders Jeff doesn’t like you.

[mighty dysmorphic power ranger @dbsteph]

@DKThomp @edburmila If you have to use policy language like, “fiscal impact” to make your point then you have missed the crux of the rather gloomy truth — the impact has been too little, too late.

[mighty dysmorphic power ranger @dbsteph]

@arbuzzy there are some jobs that should be destroyed and hedge fund manager is near the top of that list.

[mighty dysmorphic power ranger @dbsteph]

@RobinhoodApp this is manipulating the market, no?

[mighty dysmorphic power ranger @dbsteph]

@nobody_stop_me Invest with your feelings. there are no facts. Also, buy blackberry apparently.

[mighty dysmorphic power ranger @dbsteph]

@rilaws Golden Girls.

[Eric Schwartau @ericschmerick]

“when this is all over”... babe nothing ends anymore