Aesop Rocky 🇵🇸 🇨🇩

Japanese/Cameroonian, Neuroscientist/Insect Behaviorist

[Aesop Rocky 🇵🇸 🇨🇩 @dbtw_]

Just walked right past Paul Pogba, I’m not taking wag summer seriously

[ana 🇧🇷 @anaxsccp]

nunca vi fazerem pergunta pro messi sobre os argentinos racistas

[Shephin Mathew @Shephin_Mathew]

Germany and Brazil have 13 each in their entire 80 year World Cup history. Over 23 tournaments each

[OMAR 𓂆 @Omaaar96]

Netanyahu back in the charts for literally two good games in a whole season

[ᴍᴀɴᴜ. @ESnomanu]

Vamos a desmontar el relato de Messi en los mundiales:

- después de jugar 6 mundiales, nunca ha jugado contra: Brasil, España, Inglaterra, Uruguay, Portugal ni Italia.

- de las grandes selecciones solo jugó contra: Alemania (3 veces), Holanda (2 veces) y Francia (1 vez). Perdió todos los partidos.

- en el mundial de Sudáfrica de 2010, marcó un total de 0 goles.

- en el de Brasil 2014, marcó 4. Todos en fase de grupos. Los rivales: Bosnia, Nigeria e Irán.

- En Rusia 2018, solo marcó a su víctima favorita: Nigeria.

- en Qatar 2022, marcó 7 goles. 4 de penalti.

Es la carrera más maquillada de la historia entre ayudas, penaltis y goles a selecciones sin historia ninguna.

[Nobody @dharnyyoung]

Uzbekistan's goal disallowed due to a foul in the buildup. Similar goal yesterday and wasn't disallowed. I'm not going to say who scored it.

[Aesop Rocky 🇵🇸 🇨🇩 @dbtw_]

I hate when people call Messi clueless and harmless because have you seen him play? He’s genuinely evil

[Aya 🦉 @aya__R7]

"اللاعب الوحيد في التاريخ الذي يستطيع الاقتراب من الحكم، ورفع إصبعه مهددًا، ويقول له: «أنت تلعب بالنار، انتبه» ثم يرحل دون أي عواقب.

بالطبع، الأرجنتين ستفوز بكأس العالم." 😅.

[Sabrina @DroverSabr54018]

When a man likes you, he talks to you everyday and apparently when you start to like him back he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

[Luka🇳🇱🍊 @Lululululukaka_]

Funniest shit ever I actually almost destroyed my TV that night

[𝓐𝔡𝔯𝔦𝔦🥀 @addrii19]

El futbolista más protegido de la historia del fútbol.

[ami ⁺˳✧༚ lamine yamal akgae 🇲🇦 @be0X1mgyu]

boot to calf spikes digging into muscle and not even a yellow wallahi there’s corruption

[Aesop Rocky 🇵🇸 🇨🇩 @dbtw_]

Messie hate watch will be phenomenal. He will fail

[ahmad 🇳🇴☭ @atrei8es]

messi love watch was insane but Ronaldo's hate watch will feed families.. i hate his botox face,hate his name, hate his fans, hate his existence, hate his mention in my ears, i have sm hatred regarding him you all don't get it him flopping will mean more than birth of my kid

[☆ @V6MPLRE]

like jackson cooked

[Syl⋆𝜗𝜚 @sylaxoo]

Congo DID kill themselves for Africa

[namilarp 🇫🇷 ｡⭑.ᐟ #ANIYAFC @namiaos]

MY HATEWATCH AGAINST ARGENTINA WAS UNSUCCESSFUL, BUT ALLAH CAME THROUGH WITH PORTUGAL

[2026 NBA CHAMPION 🧡💙 @bannedyoangel]

LMFAOOOO

[🧘🏽‍♀️ @iluvt1gers]

“are you a n@zi?”

“no i’m argentina NT fan”

[s 🇫🇷🇸🇳🇧🇷 @sakavinga]

ALWAYS KILL YOURSELF FOR AFRICA 🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩