Diane C

Retired, Stay at Home Mom, and Avid Wine Lover.

[Diane C @DCall22]

@NYSkirt 😳 holy moly! Lucky!

[Diane C @DCall22]

@PlantTherapy Thanks for having amazing products and customer service! Super stoked to get my most recent order 😍 🌱

[Diane C @DCall22]

Sameeeee 4.5 yo 😖

[SpacedMom @copymama]

I’m convinced that my 6yo thinks if she stops talking for more than 30 seconds a bomb will go off like in Speed, it’s the only explanation

[Diane C @DCall22]

@Spotify, could you please add the option to remove songs marked as explicit from playlists? Makes it hard to listen to decent music with my 4.5 year old 🤣.

[Diane C @DCall22]

@DeviceDeploy Can’t waiittt. Happy anniversary!😘

[Diane C @DCall22]

My husband striking deals with my 4 year old daughter that when our 17 month old daughter can say “Minnie Mouse” we will book a trip to Disney. So excited to hear her coaching her to say it every minute they are awake...😖

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Know your claps 👏👏👏

[Diane C @DCall22]

Contemplating buying a Prius just so that I can be the only Prius owner that goes the speed limit or faster. #Rebel #Outlier #why #perpetualthought

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

When you can't decide what to be for Halloween.

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Contrary to popular belief, me don’t only eat cookies. Me eat three square meals a day… with lots of circular desserts.

[Diane C @DCall22]

Rocks on rocks on rocks. And Apple stems. 🤣

[WishfulWeirdo @MomMask]

My son just asked me for the acorn he asked me to hold 2 weeks ago...luckily Im a seasoned parent & still had that sucker #momlife #parenting #lifewithkids

[Samantha Bee @realsambee]

A quick refresher.

[Diane C @DCall22]

#lifegoals https://t.co/QH09995Dmf

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

Big wall climbers, ocean explorers, mountaineers—there's a national park for every kind of adventurer https://t.co/cUZ9jlr7rh

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Remember when you were like 7 and thought changing your name to Thunder BearSword would be super cool?
Like that, but our cheeseburgers are still better.

[Jamie Grayson @TheJamieGrayson]

Dammit. Such a big fan of this guy’s work. If you feel like you can’t go on, reach out for help. People are there. My thoughts are with his family and friends. https://t.co/g2UxaZ2wXo

[Diane C @DCall22]

#thingsyousaytoyourkids Hey! Are you going to eat that? If not, stop sticking your finger in it!

[Diane C @DCall22]

5 terrifying words no parent wants to hear while their kid is standing in the middle of the living room: “My hands are dry now!” #parenting #toddlerlife

[zooey deschanel @ZooeyDeschanel]

Facebook should consider making a “that’s not my favorite” button so polite people can dislike things with little anxiety.

[Diane C @DCall22]

Ahhhh. Lil @coopmanksil sleeping on my arm!!! 😍💗

[Diane C @DCall22]

Haha!!! Amazing! Quick grammar lessons.. http://t.co/Apk5vNiw