David Capper

Padel mad, Work in Software Asset Management. All views are my own.

[David Capper @dcapper100]

@JasonManford When are we getting another game of Padel in?

[David Capper @dcapper100]

@premierpadel English commentator is so dull!! Great voice for snooker, brings zero insight or excitement, unlike the Spanish commentators. Bring in Sandy from @ThePadelSchool and Mauri from @HelloPadel PLEASE! #PremierPadel

[David Capper @dcapper100]

@premierpadel @RedBullUK the English commentator is so dull!! Great voice for snooker, brings zero insight or excitement, unlike the Spanish commentators. Bring in Sandy from @ThePadelSchool and Mauri from @HelloPadel PLEASE!

[David Capper @dcapper100]

@supertanskiii @SalfordMe2023

[David Capper @dcapper100]

Another bank and banking app is down. This time @NatWest_Help @NatWestGroup

[David Capper @dcapper100]

Inter v Barca and the picture quality on Prime is diabolical #prime #InterBarça

[David Capper @dcapper100]

@premierinn what's the latest on your website and payments issue? Still can't make a reservation this morning.

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

I hate Elonnois Nazis

[David Capper @dcapper100]

@supertanskiii Amazing 🤣

[David Capper @dcapper100]

@rbulltv @premierpadel your English commentary is dire. The guy right now has little knowledge or passion for Padel. Bring in people such as Sandy from @ThePadelSchool or Mauri @HelloPadel to provide passionate & insightful commentary, please!! #padel #premierpadel #redbulltv

[David Capper @dcapper100]

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[David Capper @dcapper100]

@rbulltv @premierpadel you need to do something about your English Commentary team, it's absolutely terrible. Zero padel knowledge, zero insight, just dreadful. #padel #premierpadel

[Andrew Parnall @dontbrexitfixit]

Let me be absolutely crystal fucking clear Farage @Nigel_Farage, you do not, nor have you, or will you, ever speak for, or represent me, on account of me not being a bigot, racist or xenophobe. You and your divisive, shit stirring rhetoric fucking disgust me.

[David Capper @dcapper100]

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[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

John Oliver is my new hero.

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[David Capper @dcapper100]

@supertanskiii Happy birthday!

[David Capper @dcapper100]

@supertanskiii Good to see she's fulfilling her National Service obligations already 😂

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

As you watch the Aurora this evening, it’s worth reflecting that you’re getting a rare direct glimpse of the power of Nature. Those charged particles causing the atmosphere to glow came from a sunspot complex 17 times the diameter of Earth and traveled across 90 million miles at a million miles an hour. Without our magnetic field to protect us, our atmosphere would have been lost to space long ago. Those colours in the sky are Nature reminding us that we’re very lucky to be here amidst the violence. And perhaps therefore also reminding us not to shite it all up :-)

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

I fight Fascists and extortionate croissants.

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

1. Register to vote in the May 2nd local elections by 11.59pm tonight.

2. Get your ID.

3. Vote tactically.

4. Laugh your arse off as Tory councillors cry in sports centres at 3am on election night.

It’s going to be fucking delicious, but it can only happen if YOU show up.