DC Comet

[DC Comet @dccomet]

Hail in Reston
@cap

[DC Comet @dccomet]

@FairfaxCountyPD , this is starting to feel like harassment

[DC Comet @dccomet]

@RedactleGame I just learned about this puzzle from @BioProfBarker and I'm hooked, in theory anyway. What a great idea! The problem is on my Android tablet, accidentally refreshing the page wipes out all my work. I tried this on two different browsers before giving up. Would cookies help?

[Mr. Newberger @jeremynewberger]

@tedcruz Remember when a huge blizzard hit Sesame Street and Big Bird left his friends with no power or place to go to the bathroom, so he could vacation at a fancy resort in Mexico on vacation with his family, and then only came back when he got photographed at the airport? Me neither.

[DC Comet @dccomet]

@emilyfasick Cool, can you explain what this is?

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

The website that Texas is using for people to snitch on Women seeking abortions is:

https://t.co/ktapwulUaR

You can help crash this website by entering bullshit info.

RT to make Good Trouble.
#TexasTaliban

[DC Comet @dccomet]

@gerladdudely Natto also not a word

[DC Comet @dccomet]

@InnocentTater @pattonoswalt @goldengateblond DJ Toilet Flapper 🤣

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

I heard the perfect Covid quote today.

“If you don’t trust doctors and science to keep you from getting sick, why the hell are you clogging up hospitals trusting them to cure you?”

[DC Comet @dccomet]

@asthehosptuRNs

[DC Comet @dccomet]

@slender_sherbet Meerkittens

[DC Comet @dccomet]

@JakeLobin Average funeral cost in Florida = $6500.

[Liberal Twit @Diliberal]

Funny

[DC Comet @dccomet]

@mixedlinguist And don't forget the toddlers. Yesterday the only word we missed was "booboo." This morning I was sitting on a park bench when a 2-year-old sat down next to me, pointed to his foot and said "booboo" 🤣

[Susan W FL 🌊🇺🇦 @SusanFL727]

@johnpavlovitz

[Dino Sofos @dinosofos]

Absolutely terrifying footage from a ferry carrying passengers escaping the shores of Lake Evia in #Greece.

[John P. Flannery @JonFlan]

Did you say Munster?