Cisgender Chad

Former art student turned software engineer, Critter, paronomasiac, I have phantom foot thumbs. Bacon number: 3 he/him/they. @[email protected] & hive

[Cisgender Chad @dchidelf]

A wyvern, a hen and a rabbit walk into a bar. Nonono, wait! It was 3 wyverns....
Let me start over... #CriticalRole

[Cisgender Chad @dchidelf]

Is Xitter pronounced “shitter”?

#TwitterX

[Cisgender Chad @dchidelf]

It’s almost like reducing platform costs has impacted platform performance.

[Cisgender Chad @dchidelf]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
Used to send tweets through SMS messages. Now SMS MFA is a paid “feature”.

[Cisgender Chad @dchidelf]

So, we are in trouble when #ChatGPT is embedded into WOPR and we can’t convince it that Global Thermonuclear War is futile with a simple game of Tic-Tac-Toe.

[Cisgender Chad @dchidelf]

Did we wrap back around to the beginning of the #wordle word list? There have been a lot of repeated words lately.

[Cisgender Chad @dchidelf]

Haven’t been on twitter for a while, so maybe this is old news. Making security mechanisms paid features is a big brain move for sure.

[Cisgender Chad @dchidelf]

Yay! Balloon day.

[Cisgender Chad @dchidelf]

It has been something like 17 years since I saw Rent the first time. Performance at the Omaha Community Playhouses tonight was just as amazing as the first time.

[Cisgender Chad @dchidelf]

@arielleishere Yeah just realized the promoted tweets are just as bad over there, but at least has more people I follow

[Cisgender Chad @dchidelf]

@arielleishere i honestly don’t know how long it has been that way, but I know I have spent way less time on twitter because it has been 80% promoted tweets

[Cisgender Chad @dchidelf]

Well, yep. Happy New Years!

[Cisgender Chad @dchidelf]

@yarnquester Happy Birthday!!!

[Cisgender Chad @dchidelf]

Lord Calliope Alfredo of Hyvee

[Scott Johnson @scottjohnson]

Lord Raynor Burger of Target.

[Cisgender Chad @dchidelf]

In our team meeting today we discovered that everyone in an interview panel yesterday had intense headaches afterwards.
Interviewee dealt massive psychic damage.

[Cisgender Chad @dchidelf]

Just noticed that my daughter labeled this.

[Cisgender Chad @dchidelf]

#ChatGPT may have uses, but definitely double check its work…

[Cisgender Chad @dchidelf]

A somewhat HR challenged VP gave me a nickname day one. Jump ahead to a manager telling me, horrified, that she had called me “Foxy” for several years because she thought that was what I preferred to be called. Half the org knew me as “Foxy”

[Cisgender Chad @dchidelf]

Turkey Burger: pickles
Veggie Burger: tomato
But only if I had to remove one

[Randy Cruz @randyjcruz]

If these end up on your burger but you can only take one off, which would it be?

[Cisgender Chad @dchidelf]

@HatingHatred I can be tricked into pronouncing it data, but mostly: