George Carter

Finger blasting Bricktop

[George Carter @Dci_Carter]

@DaleyArfur too right, a diamond geezer

[George Carter @Dci_Carter]

#shutyagob @_Lorro @edumundz Perfect for the modern workplace

[George Carter @Dci_Carter]

@JeremyClarkson Is that a dead slug on your lip?

[George Carter @Dci_Carter]

Abid Naseer trial: MI5 agents will wear make-up and wigs during trial, black and white minstrels launch come back

[George Carter @Dci_Carter]

@Erect__Nipples MI5 allows agents to give evidence in Muslim bomber trial dressed like the black and white minstrels to avoid detection

[George Carter @Dci_Carter]

@Erect__Nipples @Floyd_On_Funny Clearly that was a load of bollocks

[George Carter @Dci_Carter]

@Erect__Nipples jeez louise

[George Carter @Dci_Carter]

@Erect__Nipples If someone from Sweden is a Swede? A Scotsman is a Scot, an Australian is an Aussie and Frenchman is a cunt #welovebadgers

[George Carter @Dci_Carter]

@Erect__Nipples @JBooth1971 @edumundz @Kevinderbutler Thats quality badger memorabilia!

[George Carter @Dci_Carter]

#badgerhead New European SB Sales Manager caught spying at RCI show

[George Carter @Dci_Carter]

@Erect__Nipples @UpturnedBathtub @edumundz especially when its Johnty

[George Carter @Dci_Carter]

@edumundz @Kevinderbutler @Errect_Nipples greedy hobbits ;-)

[George Carter @Dci_Carter]

Off to see the Zoo monkeys

[George Carter @Dci_Carter]

#iphonebendy Apple continue the fruit based company name and decide to reflect their new name by their New range of phones.. Banana

[George Carter @Dci_Carter]

They finally nailed the hairy conflake, just wondering after the millions wasted who feels the bigger tit?

[George Carter @Dci_Carter]

#RedEd . Ed Milliband due to announce he was created by Aardman Studios. "More cheese Gromit?"

[George Carter @Dci_Carter]

#ballssux What's Ed Balls and Tescos executives got in common, both are financial Fuck wits

[George Carter @Dci_Carter]

# everylittlehelps . New management looks down sofa backs in soft furnishings dept for missing millions, Ed Balls financial advice rejected

[George Carter @Dci_Carter]

#everylittlehelps Tesco 's launch a new range of Executive calculators, problem is they just don't add up

[George Carter @Dci_Carter]

@Errect_Nipples @bbckamal every little helps,that's what the FD kept saying