elttilkcid

Most famously known for the world record of ‘fastest backwards runner’ so there’s that!

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Mike McCarthy is not expected to return to Dallas and is now set to become a free agent, a source tells @AdamSchefter.

He’s expected to be a candidate in Chicago and New Orleans.

[elttilkcid @Dcklil]

@LeadingReport I’d elect Trump for a 3rd term if this happens. (Yes, I know that’s not possible…)

[elttilkcid @Dcklil]

@SECBarstool SC easy

[Cost of living crisis @un0themones]

I can’t believe this wasn’t enough to win the election

[elttilkcid @Dcklil]

@BGatesIsaPyscho You sir are a moron

[Alex @GeauxSportsTalk]

Braves offense when they’re asked not to piss down their leg with RISP

[elttilkcid @Dcklil]

@LauraLoomer Every major carrier has had issues this year. GTFO

[Dallas Texas TV @DallasTexasTV]

BIG TEX IS UP

[elttilkcid @Dcklil]

@ajc Go take them to a torture chamber and let them suffer for years then give them the chair. At least make the little shithead shave his head before seeing the judge

[elttilkcid @Dcklil]

@MamaSitaa__ What if every teacher gave each kid a daily bathroom pass? Then every single kid would leave the class every single day. Multiply that by 20-30 kids in a class. That’s really disruptive

[Ashland @BravesAshland]

I just found out a married couple I know doesn’t have assigned cars. Like they have 2 cars.. but one isn’t his and hers… they just wake up every morning and grab whatever set of keys and go??? That’s the craziest thing I’ve ever heard in all my lives????

[elttilkcid @Dcklil]

@ugabarstool UGA

[elttilkcid @Dcklil]

@GAFollowers People bitching but if he said the same thing about any Republican candidate, this would be a different comment section

[lynz @lynziekate]

Watching any Dallas Cowboys playoff game

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

I say give them both a Roku remote and the first one to start a movie gets to be president

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

We're 17 minutes in, and Joe Biden is discussing the problem of people being raped by their brothers and sisters, which is quite an extraordinary yet niche topic to discuss.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

That's it folks. Cancel the election. Let's settle this on the golf course. Winner takes all. The only way to do it.

[Blooper @BlooperBraves]

Everybody Loves Ramon