Dan Clionsky

Views exclusively MY WIFE'S (lolololol)

[Dan Clionsky @dclionsky]

Eyes meet across the Javits Center vaccine site, instant attraction lost in the chaos. They leave, missing their chance at love. But in just one month they’ll both get their...

Second Shot. This summer on the Hallmark channel, a Modern-a love story that de-Pfizers all the odds.

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@snmrrw I found someone through Reddit to send old expensive meds pretty quickly once

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@snmrrw That was midsommar not hereditary but I agree with you!

[Jana Pollack @TinyJana]

I originally called this piece "The secret no one told me about birth and death? How boring they can be" — and then my incredible editor at Jenny Mag helped me shape it into something richer. Excited to have this piece up today! https://t.co/y5EAAguTBo

[Jana Pollack @TinyJana]

I'm really excited to be published on Romper today, talking about my fear of how people see me and my sweet, perfect only child. Thanks to @meaghano for wonderful edits! https://t.co/RovTscA5Ts

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@mileybackwards I bet this girl is writing a version of this tweet about you

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@JamesFolta subtweeting @DanCasey?

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and yes, we had already made finger puppets out of bud light cans and read him the hooters menu for his bedtime story

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Got to a beach house and realized we had forgotten to bring ANY toys for our toddler, so had to buy random hot wheels and crayons at Stop and Shop like a divorced dad in a 90s movie

[Jana Pollack @TinyJana]

Ok my toddler just said “it’s getting dark” and I said “it is!” And he said “no one can stop it”

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Me explaining to my 22 year old coworkers why I’m right and they’re wrong

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@TinyJana getting real about Lou's allergies for Insider dot com! https://t.co/5pBT5Ww2Vh

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You can keep your elaborate feasts. I just pop this baby in the oven at 450 for 35 minutes and bam, thanksgiving dinner is served

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yeah I watch the parade, but really I’m just there for the commercials!!

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@ahoysamantha Bra-ssant?

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imagine a little Italian girl named Aioli

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@ahoysamantha once at brunch my Bloody Mary was full of rubber bands and the server said “oh wow, I wondered where all my rubber bands went”

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@MatthewWilding Like Closing Time Tom Waits or Bone Machine Tom Waits? Both weird but one weirder

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me when the dome ship has free earth donuts

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@DoctorTurtleboy @Buncahn What is a boy? A…turtle boy?