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[marmot @MarmotRespecter]

gotta leave work early boss, i need to purchase explosives from the indigenous

[Roberto @aboynamedposh]

Bam Margera reveals the secret to staying sober: doing drugs

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Call from dentist. DECLINE. Theyre just trying to get me on the line to trace my location. So they can kill me. They’re trying to fucking kill me

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Just met a girl whose dad owns an air conditioning business

[TimeStealer @StealerTime]

Probably a good thing that England have no games in Mexico. England fans would hit the tortas like nitrous oxide hit Bradford.

[dcm @dcm19682001]

@johndory1914 The flight in is so sick

[Giliann @imissblackmidi]

They just finished looking at the freak book

[limpkin @acealeam]

girlfriend called... DECLINE! busy whore! busy with my CREEK

[Ray Wise Saying F-Slur in Napa Boys @TheDougFiles]

A movie about how drinking is cool and that you should do it all the time

[dcm @dcm19682001]

Well that’s one way to break the news

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

They walk among us.

https://t.co/7HysdUuNVM

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

I implore you to unmute this video.

[Sam Rudykoff @SamRudykoff]

He’s like if Tarzan was a heroin addict

[Christina Newland @christinalefou]

I see this [amazing] photo and raise you Weegee + Brassai:

[Sound Dobad @SoundDobad]

Yes I’ve been known to do a little thrifting on the weekends

[꩜ @Aboubarchos]

Incredible things are happening on the PBD podcast.

[m. stanfield @resetbasis]

Boston term of the day: "Irish Rolex" (ankle monitor)

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: A group of more than a dozen dwarfs has reportedly raided the Church of Scientology.

[eel enthusiast 🦐 @cheascake]

Tap to pay is a symptom of a feminized society. You should be penetrating the chip reader