king of pain

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[king of pain @dcoul27]

When i say “self-care” i really just mean masturbate

[🇧🇷🇩🇪🇫🇷 @iluvt1gers]

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[EMG Max Ketchum @MaxKetchum_]

My mayor is Muslim, my pizza is Italian, I’d kill myself before cheating on Megan Thee Stallion

[Nonto🫦 @JustForTwees]

@ms___dale 6 kids before your medulla fully oblongatas is crazy.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I actually love the concept that the right person won’t be intimidated by your depth, standards or boundaries. they’ll meet you there.

[king of pain @dcoul27]

That’s a lie, i don’t *want* to cry. i am crying. over an update

[king of pain @dcoul27]

I’m gonna fucking kill myself i just mistakenly let my fucking phone update… i want to cry. i was still on iOS 18. fuckkkkkkCKCKKCKCKCKKKK

[king of pain @dcoul27]

boyfriend’s favorite thing to do lately is to walk behind me saying “this makes a great view for the customer”

[king of pain @dcoul27]

and boy is it lovely

[x__x @bpdsins]

my dream relationship is one where i can be a princess and a dictator at the same time

[x__x @bpdsins]

my dream relationship is one where i can be a princess and a dictator at the same time

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

"for you, i would" is such a gentle & sweet love language. like, no, maybe i wouldn't usually do this, but i would love to do it if it would make you happy.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I’ll never forget the time an interviewer asked Johnny Knoxville about the homoerotic subtext in Jackass and he got mad at them for calling it subtext.

[king of pain @dcoul27]

I do this but instead “i need to take my crazy person meds soon” and he knows that means i need food

[javi 🇧🇦 🇲🇽 🇨🇼 🇰🇷 @IAmTheVibes]

Girlfriend doesn’t even tell me she’s hungry anymore she just tells me if she doesn’t eat soon she’s “going to become evil”

[javi 🇧🇦 🇲🇽 🇨🇼 🇰🇷 @IAmTheVibes]

Girlfriend doesn’t even tell me she’s hungry anymore she just tells me if she doesn’t eat soon she’s “going to become evil”

[. @playboicurrryy]

saying "are our" in a sentence

[j @grimeywonder1]

american imagining a better time: “remember when walmart was open at night”

[king of pain @dcoul27]

grateful for everyone who has helped me survive this long (especially my ol’ man). 30 — please be kind.

[king of pain @dcoul27]

at least my man shares my delusions… folie a deux or whateva

[josh @joshypooper]

if you’re a bug just be careful ok