David Creedon

I'm a peacock, you gotta let me fly.

[David Creedon @dcreedon7]

Who would vote for me for mayor?

[David Creedon @dcreedon7]

I think smoking crack could be worse for your health.

[Mrs. Information @hephunderground]

Running a marathon gotta be one of the worst things you can do for your health

[David Creedon @dcreedon7]

@pasta_niece Maybe in Boston.

[meghan @deloisivete]

Sorry dinner will be late, the Jump to Recipe button was broken and I'm still scrolling through Mackayleigh's personal and deep history with green beans

[David Creedon @dcreedon7]

@zachpogrob Jim Walmsley

[Shasti @sh44sti]

ai should have stopped at shadow of mordor. it should only be used to procedurally generate more orcs

[Charlie @ccbaker2023]

Where’s Eric Adams when you need him to say something like “Snow is winter’s rain”

[David Creedon @dcreedon7]

Good morning.

[Dave @tufdave]

Without naming your job, tell me something you say 20 times per day at work

[David Creedon @dcreedon7]

@pasta_niece Skill issue

[Dro 💿 Vinyl News @99Vinyl]

Damn this is like 8 Boldy James albums from now

[David Creedon @dcreedon7]

@Kurrco How about Danny and Freddie Gibbs just have a whole collab album instead

[David Creedon @dcreedon7]

@bittertuesdays This rocks!

[djcows @djcows]

after 13 months of building in stealth mode, we are thrilled to reveal the login page

[David Creedon @dcreedon7]

Like a man wearing a hat of clocks, I'm ahead of my time.

[buzz @whatsthebuzz__]

never kill yourself

[David Creedon @dcreedon7]

The next trend in running should be training. Don't need the fancy shit, miles make the man.

[Juno Guinevere @FelineHexes]

startup idea: let's poison every ocean and end all life on earth

[Steez⁴⁷ @Steez_47]

Freddie Gibbs whenever he says “Mic Check” at the start of a song

[J R ❤️‍🔥 @ResilienceX3]

imagine eating a grape the size of your whole body. what a luxury

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

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