David Cunliffe

A Parody of a parody

[David Cunliffe @dcunliffemp]

is concerned that George Hawkins is sneaking his way back to the front bench

[David Cunliffe @dcunliffemp]

@SueKedgleyMP Christ woman! with all his huffing and puffing he is putting more CO2 into the air than a fleet of badly tuned Hummers

[David Cunliffe @dcunliffemp]

@dcunliffemp Yeah i heard he is wearing a trail to TPK and has worn the crutch out of his trousers with all the walking

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@trevormallardmp I'll be there, hope Parekura is busy, last time he got all the lamb shanks

[David Cunliffe @dcunliffemp]

@SueKedgleyMP speaking of mates of Roger Douglas, that new chap Phil has got for Mt Albert looks like an ultra-right winger

[David Cunliffe @dcunliffemp]

jeeeesus! bloody Goff can't even remember Russel's name let alone whether it has one l or two, I'm going to Trev's this weekend

[David Cunliffe @dcunliffemp]

can't believe that @trevormallardmp took the cash from the truckers, was he not thinking straight?

[David Cunliffe @dcunliffemp]

@trevormallardmp Do you know where the BBQ is this weekend?

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I can't believe Cullen got that job, I was talking with Key about that one

[David Cunliffe @dcunliffemp]

Good god Phil is making a twat of himself over Auckland in urgent debate

[David Cunliffe @dcunliffemp]

@SueKedgleyMP Snappa is a card you mad cow, not a bloody fish that needs saving!

[David Cunliffe @dcunliffemp]

is annoyed that he got to caucus after Parekura, no pies to speak of and all the sausage rolls were gone too!!

[David Cunliffe @dcunliffemp]

@MoanaMackey now you can follow my lead in the house instead of always crawling to Cullen

[David Cunliffe @dcunliffemp]

@SueKedgleyMP Are you still driving around in that fuel sucker instead of taking the bus? You haven't even got a snappa card have you?

[David Cunliffe @dcunliffemp]

RT @dpfdpf Time for another Kiwi twitter-user census! If you're in NZ, say #kiwitweets and RT this (@dpfdpf)

[David Cunliffe @dcunliffemp]

@trevormallardmp worse he told me how how pissed off he was Robertson and Wong got more mentions than he did. Can't believe he was counting?

[David Cunliffe @dcunliffemp]

@trevormallardmp yes and all he could talk about was the opening of some bloody park in Manukau and how he got to sit 3 seats away from JK

[David Cunliffe @dcunliffemp]

can't believe the weekend is over and has to go to Wellington for a boring caucus meeting...god that guy Goff is insufferable

[David Cunliffe @dcunliffemp]

can't believe the crap ratings of Goff and our party, if i was leader we would be poised for government http://tinyurl.com/c7

[David Cunliffe @dcunliffemp]

is walking around Herne Bay, lovely neighbourhood, not at all like New Lynn