Trevor Mallard II

Some people lend themselves to parody more than others

[Trevor Mallard II @trevormallardmp]

Did ya hear the latest about Richard Worth? We made him resign. Phil Goff is a legend. And I'm on for an Indian tonight haha

[Trevor Mallard II @trevormallardmp]

@Inventory2 Look here sunshine - I don't apologise to anyone. I never make mistakes.

[Trevor Mallard II @trevormallardmp]

Hooray - I'm back on the front bench, and Phil still doesn't know about the hangi at the weekend - bewdy! Wainui 4 life!!

[Trevor Mallard II @trevormallardmp]

@SueKedgleyMP Just bring the wine Sue - we've got heaps of fatty pork and mutton to cook up

[Trevor Mallard II @trevormallardmp]

@SueKedgleyMP No Sue, it's a hangi this weekend. Labour is getting back to its roots. You're welcome to come - I'll order more mutton.

[Trevor Mallard II @trevormallardmp]

@SueKedgleyMP I thought every day was a holiday for your lot Sue - it's not like you have to work or anything.

[Trevor Mallard II @trevormallardmp]

@SueKedgleyMP Does Keith still support Pol Pot?

[Trevor Mallard II @trevormallardmp]

@SueKedgleyMP Sue - loosen up! Cos you'll need to when Pare gets back from the US = he is so hoha!

[Trevor Mallard II @trevormallardmp]

@SueKedgleyMP Believe me Sue, he'll know! And don't say you weren't warned about the pork bones.

[Trevor Mallard II @trevormallardmp]

@SueKedgleyMP Parekura says if you mess with his pork bones, he'll jump on you from a great height. You have been warned.

[Trevor Mallard II @trevormallardmp]

@SueKedgleyMP About Kaunda Sue. He ate pies, so I'm led to believe. Are you coming to my hangi? There'll be heaps of fatty mutton for you!

[Trevor Mallard II @trevormallardmp]

Who does Lockwood Smith think he is telling me off? As if I would try to disrupt Question Time. I'm outraged!

[Trevor Mallard II @trevormallardmp]

@SueKedgleyMP And your point is?

[Trevor Mallard II @trevormallardmp]

@dcunliffemp Yeah mate, last time Pare's whanau drunk the place dry. But he's retiring soon isn't he?

[Trevor Mallard II @trevormallardmp]

@shanejonesmp Depends on who you are backing for the boss job Jonesy. You can come if you stop brown-nosing Phil. And bring kaimoana ta,

[Trevor Mallard II @trevormallardmp]

@dcunliffemp He does too David. He looks even more of a tory than you mate! Are you coming to the hangi?

[Trevor Mallard II @trevormallardmp]

@shanejonesmp Hey bro - can you bring some kaimoana for the hangi? Some crays and paua would be choice. Chur bro.

[Trevor Mallard II @trevormallardmp]

Bloody Goff - can't even remember Red Russel's name! Hangi at my place this weekend - BBQ's are too posh for REAL labour men!

[Trevor Mallard II @trevormallardmp]

Where's Sue Kedgely today. Is she still trying to save the world, one pie at a time?

[Trevor Mallard II @trevormallardmp]

@Inventory2 What do you mean, making a fool of myself? I was brilliant mate, just awesome.