Simon

Just like the Demon Cat from Adventure Time, I have approximate knowledge of many things

[Centrism Fan Acct 🔹 @Wilson__Valdez]

Embarrassing.

[@charlesgaba.com at Bluesky now @charles_gaba]

@Wilson__Valdez His claim is also dead wrong.

Avg. ACA premiums only went up 7.8% from 2021 - 2025 even in the middle of COVID inflation.

[Centrism Fan Acct 🔹 @Wilson__Valdez]

Beginning to suspect that this guy is just a (racist) Republican.

[WMJS @booksandbbq]

I suddenly understand the last 500 years of European history

[jezz @JezziiB]

Tomorrow, pack just the utensils. If he asks where his lunch is, tell him it’s in the trash, where he left it.

[Purrs 🏴 @NewPerspectives]

She couldn’t anticipate that western communists would suddenly become ultra dickriding supporters of the anti communist theocratic regime that purged iranian communists.

[Tim @trouble_man90]

He has zero qualifications. He was chosen purely based on aesthetics and was given a script to read. It was essentially a casting call.

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

Hunger

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@mark_slapinski And I feel bad about that. I meant to say he is a sadistic, infantile ugly fuck.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

He mastered this app in 72 hours in a way I haven’t been able to do in almost 9 years

All you can do is tip your cap

[Centrism Fan Acct 🔹 @Wilson__Valdez]

That's why everyone should be pressuring/screaming at @katz_morris and @RebeccaKKatz.

Platner clearly doesn't give a shit about his future but his DC Consultants are obviously going to want to continue to have candidates. Everything is on them.

[Tiff4Mahogany_44 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 NATO MEMBER @tiff4mahogany]

Normie Democrats watching Platner’s campaign implode:

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Wait…Did he just say checkered past ? I’m 28 felonies, 6 bankruptcies, and an Epstein bromance short of his checkered past.

[Tim @trouble_man90]

Ironically, these senators are acting exactly how Susan Collins acts about trump.

“No comment”
“I haven’t heard”
“I haven’t seen”

They’ve become what they are supposedly trying to defeat

[Tim @trouble_man90]

Jasmine Crockett was dragged through the mud during her senate campaign for essentially just her personality and style of politics, meanwhile Platner gets all the grace in the world for his shit. How’s that fair?

[Tim @trouble_man90]

There’s nothing even remotely special about Platner that warrants us putting up with this.

[Alexander Thatcher @ThatchEffendi]

You guys are such cliches. He has no idea what he's wearing. He's buttoned both buttons on a two button jacket, which is basically never acceptable. He's wearing a tie pin with a waistcoat. The collar is wrong and it's unbuttoned. Combining 1920s hair with a Victorian moustache is gauche. He looks like a waiter at a try-hard artisanal cocktail place in 2014.

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.