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Evolving | Scorpio | Rest Easy Brashaun 🙏🏽

[charismatic🦂 @dcymone_]

My life is literally a dream come true 💕

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

When they called me self centered but at least they didn’t call me male centered

[T 𝜗𝜚 @TH0NESTY]

rewatching szn 1 of gossip girl it’s so 2000s fall coded we will never get another show like this

[Reaper✭ @traplikedave]

This was one of those episodes where you literally had to be there cause disney WIPED it off the face of the earth

[mwende, 🦋 🌼 @mwendesworld]

Mosquitoes should be classified as wild animals

[𝓢𝓱𝓪𝔂𝔂𝔂 🧚🏾‍♀️✨✨ @_iamhershayyy]

Y’all want grown women with teenage dating habits and I’m not doing it. We’re 30+. Plan the date, communicate, be consistent, and stand on what the fuck you say.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Where can I find those families that say, "Take this $2m and stay away from our son " ?😔

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

me to myself because this is about to be the biggest lock in of my life:

[Glamorizing Tech👩🏾‍💻💓 @princessxap]

People weren’t this weird…
Kids weren’t this slow…
Men did more than sit on apps all day…

[Téz ☆ @tezillionaire]

Nobody:
Black girls on Sept 1st:

[BIG SALMON @BigRuSantana]

Cooking for someone is date 25 activities. Let’s start there.

[kev 🍓 ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ໒꒱ @ayoitskevv_]

how netflix feels after helping you spell the movie they don’t have

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me when I find funny content on TikTok and then read the comments:

[🫧✨ @tracey09_]

me popping up married after telling y’all I’m focusing on myself

[AllTheCake @AllTheCake2]

Ma'am explain to me slowly why you want to marry a man that keeps giving you a grown woman promise rings??#TheUltimatum

[thesnackthatsmilesback @the_jaded_]

Lol 3 promise rings and y'all are not teens. Do you actually need any other signs Casey? OPEN YOUR EYES !
#TheUltimatum

[samanthamcfarland @SailorSammy93]

The Ultimatum is crazy cause these women act like there’s no fucking other men in the world. Some girls like the cage they put themselves in and it’s mind boggling,

[EssKay @EssKabiah]

Alex needs to ruuuunnnn from Jebin. "I want my wife to be my new mum" "my mom wakes up at 4am to work and then comes home and gets to cooking"
#TheUltimatum

[american masterpiece @ambermyself]

So i started the new season of Ultimatum and why are there 23 year olds on here??