willem dafeaux

[willem dafeaux @dd_cummings]

high at coffee shop and audibly said "sick there's a loaded gun here now" when a cop walked in

[sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist]

I believe elf dicks curl up at the tip the way their shoes do. I believe they straighten out as they become erect in response to Christmas cheer. I believe elves have two jingle bells in place of nuts. And guess what, I vote.

[p0rtmanteau @sportmanteau89]

Lately I’ve been experimenting with hitting the homies with a “Just The Man I Wanted To See” when they pull up

[willem dafeaux @dd_cummings]

@handsomecayou Mint

[willem dafeaux @dd_cummings]

@handsomecayou Miseltoeby

[willem dafeaux @dd_cummings]

@neinerdog Never fam

[willem dafeaux @dd_cummings]

what if I just made cooking videos or porn or both

[willem dafeaux @dd_cummings]

at this point I just rt things I think h*len will like

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

everything hurts, nothing is beautiful, i am fundamentally broken, no one will ever love me, i am the oldest 26 year old alive. i got my shopportunity at marshall’s.

[AlwaysAshley @AshleyAlready]

Most amazing pre-date text I’ve ever received.

[willem dafeaux @dd_cummings]

@Dan_5DotOh get a life <3

[willem dafeaux @dd_cummings]

@Dan_5DotOh pretty proud of that one. stalking Me now? should we go out sometime?

[willem dafeaux @dd_cummings]

@Dan_5DotOh ok buddy 😁

[willem dafeaux @dd_cummings]

@Dan_5DotOh jealousy is just love and hate at the same time ❤️ not gonna entertain this anymore so take care!

[willem dafeaux @dd_cummings]

@Dan_5DotOh if favoring billionaires who profit from leveraging crime and exploiting their workers, over a small business (with untasteful jokes sometimes) is the "bigger purpose," you sir are the problem 👍

[willem dafeaux @dd_cummings]

@datingponyosmom wow

[willem dafeaux @dd_cummings]

happy Tuesday having a bad one