florida dan

if you’re gonna do it, do it. when you do it dive in head first.

[florida dan @ddann017]

I’m currently in the “fat Mac” part of my life.

[florida dan @ddann017]

It’s crazy bc Saint Denis is military special forces (so he’s supposed to be a badass real life killer) and if he entered a room with paddy he would have died in silence in 45 seconds..

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

like wtf is this bro

[florida dan @ddann017]

Lololol Youngstown Ohio big ole white spot

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

Far too generous, it's really closer to something like this.

60-80F, a lower dewpoint, and a max cloud cover rule.

[florida dan @ddann017]

Graphs like this prove why California prices are so high. It’s the best weather place in the country of course everyone wants to live in that climate. Which that of course drives housing costs up etc. regardless of the politics there it’s just a natural supply and demand! That’s also a good reason why so many homeless. If I was homeless in say Cleveland Ohio, I would try as hard as possible to get to Cali

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

Far too generous, it's really closer to something like this.

60-80F, a lower dewpoint, and a max cloud cover rule.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

The Sphere in Las Vegas is now showing off how awesome our country is for July 4th:

[florida dan @ddann017]

L take

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

Louis CK: Ridiculous is now playing on Netflix

[Budweiser @budweiserusa]

Go USA, RT to pass it on. ⚽️

[florida dan @ddann017]

This is obv good cop bad cop. Leon Rose “trust me I really want to pay you more but 2nd apron. Take the hometown discount”

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

Knicks' front office wants to go over second apron this offseason, but James Dolan has not changed his mind on not doing so, per @FredKatz.

[florida dan @ddann017]

Why did I read this in his voice

[Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson]

“For the hydration break they should really be drinking raw milk”

[florida dan @ddann017]

Fuck Jaylen Browns dumbass

[YnAnt🐜🇭🇹 @5gotnextt]

Only 4 parachutes left who u leaving on the plane ?

[florida dan @ddann017]

Every single one of these objectively sucks

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

Inherently millennial phenomena:

• axe-throwing
• cards against humanity
• self-deprecating jokes
• drinking IPAs
• breweries instead of bars
• “we are young forever” slop music
• those burger joints (we all know)
• curse words on menus
• saying “adulting”

What else?

[florida dan @ddann017]

Huge fan of this guy

[Swish 🍒 Tennis @Zwxsh]

Reporter: "No F-bombs please."

Corentin Moutet: "Fuck fuck fuck."

Reporter: "I'm gonna ask you one more question so please keep it clean, okay?"

Corentin Moutet: "Fuck fuck fuck."

[florida dan @ddann017]

Fucking ridiculous man..

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

The Wemby Whistle goes uncalled

[florida dan @ddann017]

Mike brown needs to challenge that landing area foul on Victor. That’s a flagrant foul.. ridiculous.

[florida dan @ddann017]

Please Jalen. Please Josh. Please Mikal. Please Ogungua. Please Karl. Please Mitch. Please Miles. Please Landry. Please Jordan. Please Ariel. Bring it home. Please bring it home. For me. For New York. For the Knick fans around the world. Please.

[florida dan @ddann017]

I would sue , not even kidding.

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Ticketmaster is reportedly canceling and refunding Game 5 NBA Finals tickets purchased by fans who live outside a 150-mile radius of San Antonio — without notice 😳, per @nypost

Some Knicks fans who already flew into town and booked hotels are reportedly having their tickets canceled at the last minute 😬

[florida dan @ddann017]

Had this same interaction with someone the year Philly won the Super Bowl.. fake fans are the worst man

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

I'm at the airport this morning standing in line to buy some snacks. Guy in front of me is wearing a Knicks cap.

I tell him: "Great game last night."

He says: "What?"

"Oh, the game last night. Game 4. It was a classic."

He stares at me.

"The Knicks." I point to his cap.

He rolls his eyes, says "I didn't watch," and then turns to face away.

Okay. Cool. Have a good one.

[florida dan @ddann017]

Having another primary ball handler when Brunson is getting mauled really helps our offense

[Lev Akabas @LevAkabas]

The Knicks in this series:

+31 in 49 minutes with Alvarado on the court
-23 in 143 minutes with Alvarado on the bench

[florida dan @ddann017]

Yo what the fuck this is crazy

[ESPN @espn]

OmG.

[florida dan @ddann017]

Victor Wembanyama should be suspended now..