Darian Davis

This is going to be Legen...wait for it...

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

I’m calling the FBI

[Darian Davis @ddarian048]

@thedepthsbeIow How did you record what I saw while on lsd

[Darian Davis @ddarian048]

@luckiestvids @TheScaryNature Must be in Russia, no where else would someone witness a child about to be smashed into bits by a semi and then just go about there life like it's a common occurrence.

[Darian Davis @ddarian048]

@_its_clairebear That's kinda funny tho

[Darian Davis @ddarian048]

@JonnyBones is a pussy, he climbed to the top and then stopped challenging himself, he's like Mario who just consistently replays world 1.

[Darian Davis @ddarian048]

@boelen_geert And I assume that since the tribes are indigenous, and there's no real "ownership" once the land becomes vacant, it'd just creat a really good business deal for US and Brazil.

[Darian Davis @ddarian048]

@boelen_geert I can think of a few ways that big oil might Benifit, might get the tribes to abandon the land/sell the land for cheap. Government/ oil companies don't care what the land looks like as long as they get to use it

[Darian Davis @ddarian048]

@scotibbs4 Idk but you need to see if you can get verified now.

[Darian Davis @ddarian048]

@GonzoVice Those bats are crazy out by Barstow

[Darian Davis @ddarian048]

@JayDiehm 2-3 that's when they are really sweet

[Darian Davis @ddarian048]

@JayDiehm A scoop of peanut butter

[Darian Davis @ddarian048]

@bryce_solem I'll have people do that for me just for some free desert

[Darian Davis @ddarian048]

@HillaryClinton @MichaelBennet @senatemajldr Ahhh, a situation that can't be solved with assassination and claiming it was suicide

[Darian Davis @ddarian048]

@TheScaryNature Maybe the Buffalo knows he's going to die from infection but he just wants to be with his family before it happens.

[Darian Davis @ddarian048]

@boelen_geert This is honestly a really good idea

[Darian Davis @ddarian048]

@IdiotslnCars There's probably a woman giving him directions

[Darian Davis @ddarian048]

I'm sorry but if you're a guy and you enjoy sexual relationships with other men, even though they self identify as female, you're not straight. That's like owning a cat, putting it in a costume of a dog, and saying you own a dog like....come on now

[Darian Davis @ddarian048]

Do you think there's hope for hyvee wine and spirits to have a name change to "hyvee weed, wine and spirits"

[Darian Davis @ddarian048]

I've learned that speeding, more often than not, will only get you to the next traffic jam faster. Where everyone you passed will eventually be sitting in line behind you.