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See the cat? See the cradle?

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@TPUSA i.e., leather pants and glitter bombs

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@archaicf0ssil that species likes to get freaky with Talosians

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@Jesii_ca_M The French-German border has a lot of appeal

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@FBIDirectorKash I get why your bugeyes look like that because you end every sentence BY SHOUTING

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@BasedMikeLee I guess the Trump Administration decided "there is no interpretation of the Bible that can support the Gospel of Joseph Smith"

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@girldrawsghosts my selling point was "they *immediately* turned to cannibalism" - that adverb made all the difference

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@girldrawsghosts Parks & Rec in a Lovecraft seaside town

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@hashjenni

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@JamesSurowiecki we've all seen the Disney classic "Dummo", after all

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@Steve55Simpson I can never be sure when Texans refer to "screwworm" if they mean the livestock parasite or Ken Paxton

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@TheMekon_Venus top-notch Goldsmith score, too

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@NotHoodlum he doesn't meet the height requirement in the Constitution

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@Kierkegaarddd Coffee and a Danish

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@atrupar ooh I know! Biden, right?

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@patriottakes nothing more intimidating than the Punisher with a combover

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@atrupar ballsy of him to diagnose the President and VP like that

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@patriottakes the bottom 2 rows look like a series of AI-generated names

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@mcgillmd921 V

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@gwensgirlfriend give it up for my boy Squiggle

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