ddavidcalvert

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it. -unknown 🌎🌏🌍

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@MrBeast 1,000,001 pennies

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Hey Casey @Casey , huge fan, my girlfriend drew this for you.

[Ri @JRileysimon]

Oh hey fuck Kanye

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Spraying shout on wine stains #middleageproblems

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

It shouldn't matter what age you are. No one needs an AR-15 or any other assault weapon designed to massacre people. When we had an assault weapons ban from 1994-2004, mass shootings went down 43%. After it expired, mass shootings tripled. End the filibuster. Ban assault weapons.

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@Schiphol just saw a woman pass out in your 5+ hr security line. Shame on Schiphol airport.

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@Schiphol No I was stuck in your 5+ long security lines.

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Welp the peak of Midwest living has occurred for me today. I saw a man drinking a bud light riding a lawnmower into the sunset..

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One positive of getting older is two beers does the trick

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Is getting old just about trying to subtract calories out of my favorite meals?

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What’s up Twitter?

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@JRileysimon will you teach me how to get to the moon?

[Ri @JRileysimon]

Well....just got to $1000 Dogecoin. Doubling my profits. TO THE MOON!!!!! #DogecoinToTheMoon

[ddavidcalvert @ddavidcalvert]

simp

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Had a pretty great tea party with my niece today.

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Miss her

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BREAKING NEWS: left missing AirPod pro FOUND

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*typo

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Wish I knew what I am going to know when I turn 60 now 🙃