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Middle aged semi-retired excitement is your first visit to the new local @LidlGB store. I can't contain myself. #Lidl #Hucknall #MiddleAgeProblems
thank the stars the cornbread came out okay despite me messing up the directions because I hadn't put my glasses on, and put too much milk in the batter π
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@Daniel_Rapaport Soon you will wake up at 4 a.m. to relieve the bladder.
Good luck.
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You know when youβre getting old when you start receiving these in the post.
And, yes, I am tempted to treat myself to a pair of Cosyfeet slippersβ¦
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#GettingOld #MiddleAge #MiddleAgeProblems #Aging #Comfort #Mobility #Retail
As my next birthday looms, my body has stepped up its campaign to disturb me every night using a combination of tactics π«€ I used be such a great sleeper too π© #gettingolder #sleep #middleageproblems
@joshxhowie @LBCbackOnDAB @MrsCR1ghtW1ng @ensignjacs @LewisSchaffer @nickdixoncomic @GBNEWS @TheSimonEvans @CareyMarx Maybe that's where I went wrong: I just sat still on the floor and tried to do it! π
My last job I was working with loads of Gen Z's & I dropped something on the floor & couldn't get back up - they were all laughing at me! #middleageproblems
It's too late for a nap but too early to go to bed.
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Comfy shoes ruining my cute dress look. #MiddleAgeProblems
Lawd, what did I do to deserve unsolicited morning poetry from unknown strangers ππ
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@PaedED @PocketsWomenUK I keeping picking up Billy Summers but putting it back because the writing is so small. #MiddleAgeProblems
Does anyone else find that trying on new glasses frames is a bit of a waste of time? Once Iβve taken my prescription glasses off, I canβt see what I look likeβ¦ #middleageproblems
I do NOT have the energy to keep on going for all day Prideπ³οΈβπ events ππ
#middleageproblems #Pride #pridegeneva #Pride2023 #lesbianpride #30s
#middleageproblems - trying to paint the ceiling wearing varifocalsβ¦..
Out at a gig tonight. Have just made a mental reminder that I need to put the bins out when I get home. Literally can't lose myself in the moment any more #MiddleAgeProblems
I am getting to the age when putting on #underwear while standing up is definitely living dangerously. #MiddleAgeMan #Middleageproblems
Is it acceptable, when on a train, to grab opposite passenger's phone and pop it in your Starbucks for continually playing very loud crappy tiktoks non stop π³π‘
(Asking for a friend π¬)
#MiddleAgeProblems #TrainAnxiety #AndBreath #π
Just walked to the next village for breakfast and I swear we have to make more wee stops for my husband than weβd need if we were walking a dog #middleageproblems
Iβm looking in the mirror and realizing that I canβt make fun of @IASTATEAD hair π. Also, if I take him down, I might not get up. Iβm just gonna chill and enjoy the meet. #Middleageproblems @UNI_wrestling @UNIAthletics #BeatState
"I'll fight Dresser. I'll put Dresser down if I have to, that old bastard. Then he's like that's all you can make fun of me. Well, you are old so I can make fun of you on that. His hair is thinning a little bit. I'm sure he'll make fun of me too."
Great stuff from Schwab! π
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