Jay Leno says a widow tried to sell him a Ferrari for $350,000, so he helped her turn it into $3,750,000 instead.
“I get enough free stuff like that, that’s right, that’s very nice. You don’t need to start screwing people over.”
“I said, ‘If I can get you close to 4 million for that car, will you bake me some cookies?’ And she said, ‘Why? It’s not worth that much.’ I go, ‘It’s worth that much.’”
“I don’t like it when I hear people tell me a story how they screwed some old guy out of a car. I hate those kind of stories. I like these kind of stories.”
🗣️ Zlatan Ibrahimović
"I've been impressed by Chelsea's business this summer. They've signed players with quality, hunger, and the mentality to compete at the highest level. On paper, they look stronger than they did last season."
"My prediction for the Premier League is: 1. Chelsea, 2. Liverpool, 3. Manchester City, 4. Arsenal, 5. Manchester United. If Chelsea can build chemistry quickly and stay consistent, I believe they'll win the league."
I was honored to present my @cnn colleague @kaitlancollins with the White House Correspondents Association “Excellence Under Deadline Pressure” award last night. I pointed out the judges were “awed” by the “depth of knowledge, access and context” that she brought to the news.
At the heart of Jesus’ teachings lies the mystery of the Kingdom of God, which today’s Gospel likens to treasure and a pearl (cf. Mt 13:44–52). The parables convey the surprise of those who find something far beyond what they could have hoped for, so much so that selling or leaving everything behind no longer seems a sacrifice, but a gain.
BREAKING: Malaysia will host the Bahrain Grand Prix at Sepang International Circuit from 2-4 October 2026
Positioned between the Azerbaijan and Singapore Grands Prix, this event, which is subject to final agreements and official sign-off, will become the Formula 1 Gulf Air Bahrain Grand Prix in Malaysia
#F1
Roberto Carlos says David Beckham was the REAL engine behind Real Madrid's Galácticos
John Obi Mikel: "Out of all those players... Zidane, Ronaldo, Figo, Raúl, Casillas... who was the best?"
Roberto Carlos: "Beckham. Of course, Zidane was the best, but David Beckham was a close friend of mine. He was the best in training, the best during games, always running and his passing was incredible. He played with all his heart.
People always talk about Ronaldo, Zidane, Raúl and Figo, but during those Galáctico years Beckham was the most consistent. If Zidane was the star, Beckham was the player who did everything for the team. He attacked, defended, passed and gave the team everything it needed."
John Obi Mikel: "So you guys appreciated things the fans didn't always see?"
Roberto Carlos: "Exactly. That's what we valued the most. Beckham didn't play for the fans. He played for Real Madrid. He played for his teammates to win. That's the difference. He always put the team first, and for me, he was a complete player."
🚨🚨NEW: Didier Drogba on which club is the biggest in London:
"If we're talking about football, then it's easily Chelsea. I think every sensible football fan would agree with me. If you want to choose Arsenal, then that's your choice, but that conversation is usually based around fanbase numbers rather than what has happened on the pitch.
Chelsea and Arsenal are football clubs, so the comparison should be based on footballing achievements, not unnecessary agendas.
Trophies, success, and what you've won should always be the deciding factors. As for fanbase numbers, that argument mostly applies here in London.
On a worldwide scale, Chelsea go toe-to-toe with Arsenal in terms of support, so for me, there's only one biggest football club in London, and that's Chelsea."
🚨🎙️Reporter: “Morgan Rogers, Arsenal were the Premier League champions. Why did you choose Chelsea instead?”
🗣️ Morgan Rogers: “With all respect, I never seriously considered Arsenal. Winning the league once doesn’t suddenly make me believe in the project. I watched how they won it, and I felt too many things went their way. That doesn’t convince me.”
“I want to play for a club with a history of winning on the biggest European stage. Chelsea have lifted the Champions League. That’s the kind of pressure and ambition I want. I don’t want my career defined by a club that’s still chasing its first European trophy.”
“For me, Chelsea’s vision was bigger. That’s why I signed.”
Marc Cucurella:
“Otizmli bir oğlum var. Keşke hiç param olmasaydı da oğlum sağlıklı olsaydı.
Saçlarımı onun sevdiği için uzatıyorum… Bir gün beni unutursa, en azından saçlarımdan tanıyabilsin diye.”