David Coletti

Something something something dark side.

[David Coletti @ddcoletti]

@stoolpresidente Dummy.

[Dan Arestia @danarestia]

CT has crowned their first state champion of the day. St Joseph defeats Fairfield Ludlowe 10-5 to win the Class L crown. Jason Pagano absolutely owned the middle of the field, and Mikey Coletti was a wall in goal.

[David Coletti @ddcoletti]

Wow @axios it’s almost like one candidate is an unhinged lunatic and the other is a pedestrian Democrat. Keep Both Sidesing (tm) you guys!

cc: @mikeallen @JimVandeHei

1 big thing: Trump's conspiracy binge https://t.co/JCxknYIoqN #axiospm

[David Coletti @ddcoletti]

🧱🧱🧱

[b.talbot @btalbot55]

Can’t help but be proud of 2 of our @sj_lax 2025s 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
2025 G @MikeyColetti &
2025 D Caden Mitchell
For making the Mid-Summer Classic All-Tournament team!!! 🔥 the ⛵️ ⛵️

[David Coletti @ddcoletti]

@KenDilanianNBC My goodness, what is this drivel?

[David Coletti @ddcoletti]

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[David Coletti @ddcoletti]

@danarestia If the PLL wants to be a pro league that’s taken seriously, then journalists trying to scoop these things is how it goes. They should be excited that people care enough to want scoops!

[David Coletti @ddcoletti]

@heyrichhey I’m currently in a bar in NYC with this on the wall. It’s as bewildering as the plot of that movie. #StealTheShow

[David Coletti @ddcoletti]

@Super70sSports 6’5”, with the Afro 6’9”. Fletch, he truly defines grace under pressure.

[David Coletti @ddcoletti]

@FCHWPO Oy vey. You love the energy of people who hate Jews? Maybe take the tweet down. Nahhh. What a disappointment you are.

[David Coletti @ddcoletti]

@jzfromm @ESPNFlora I tried to qualify but I pulled a hamstring creating a pivot table.

[David Coletti @ddcoletti]

@karaswisher We already do that. They’re usually the first ones to die.

[David Coletti @ddcoletti]

Mikey is a finalist for player of the week after his first varsity lacrosse game. Very exciting! Please vote for my boy!

[The Ruden Report @DaveRuden]

VOTE…We have 10 male and five female finalists for The Ruden Report Player of the Week vote, the first of the spring season. The polls close at noon on Thursday. https://t.co/UkK8TTSwTT

[David Coletti @ddcoletti]

@EmmanuelAcho Ewww

[David Coletti @ddcoletti]

@MinkNate That’s the Pride of the Orange. Sitrus is the basketball pep band.

[David Coletti @ddcoletti]

I love that dirty water, Boston you’re my home.

[Rob Flaherty @Rob_Flaherty]

The distilled essence of Boston is Fox having to mute its postgame show entirely because the anti-ARod chanting in the background is too obscene for television.

[David Coletti @ddcoletti]

😱

[Ryan Hanrahan @ryanhanrahan]

The Rooster River in Fairfield is at 11.29 ft. Incredible rise. The flood of record is 11.65' from 1980 (records go back to 1978). #nbcct

[David Coletti @ddcoletti]

@ryanhanrahan 6.2 inches in Fairfield so far, and nothing but red around us on the radar. 😱

[David Coletti @ddcoletti]

@BuffaloBills Why on Earth would you amplify this purposeful misinformation? What is wrong with your franchise?