𝖉𝖊𝖇𝖎𝖊 𝖉𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖗ꨄ

[𝖉𝖊𝖇𝖎𝖊 𝖉𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖗ꨄ @ddeathroach]

just messing with computers all day and getting paid for it

[𝖉𝖊𝖇𝖎𝖊 𝖉𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖗ꨄ @ddeathroach]

Nothing is funny than a coke head trying to give you an inspirational speech. Yes I’m buying but also could you slow down

[♰ @reeceollld]

i can’t stand judgmental family members like wasn’t you a crackhead before

[𝖉𝖊𝖇𝖎𝖊 𝖉𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖗ꨄ @ddeathroach]

I hate when ppl who haven’t had kids in 40 years try to give my birthing or parenting advice. Please stfu

[𝖉𝖊𝖇𝖎𝖊 𝖉𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖗ꨄ @ddeathroach]

My son just hide from me in the clothes rack and I will now be attaching a cinder block to him for outings D:

[𝖉𝖊𝖇𝖎𝖊 𝖉𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖗ꨄ @ddeathroach]

Ds love for Spider-Man is my favorite thing.

[𝖉𝖊𝖇𝖎𝖊 𝖉𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖗ꨄ @ddeathroach]

@vikkslickster Shut up this is the cutest lil dude 🥹💕💕

[𝖉𝖊𝖇𝖎𝖊 𝖉𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖗ꨄ @ddeathroach]

Dark romance novels are definitely a choice of book to read. I’m not judging; good on you for reading I suppose. Just please don’t suggest one to me because I will then judge you aloud.

[Victoria @vikkslickster]

I am exhausted

[𝖉𝖊𝖇𝖎𝖊 𝖉𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖗ꨄ @ddeathroach]

Lighting crotch has begun

[𝖉𝖊𝖇𝖎𝖊 𝖉𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖗ꨄ @ddeathroach]

@doraafayeee The rest of us are thrilled your alive as well 💕

[𝖉𝖊𝖇𝖎𝖊 𝖉𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖗ꨄ @ddeathroach]

I’m at the point where I have to lock my son in the bathroom with me otherwise he will close all the doors and run a muck while I sit helpless.

[𝖉𝖊𝖇𝖎𝖊 𝖉𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖗ꨄ @ddeathroach]

I miss that foo he would’ve been over the moon about my kids

[𝖉𝖊𝖇𝖎𝖊 𝖉𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖗ꨄ @ddeathroach]

70 days til I meet nugget number two and I can’t wait 🥵💕

[𝖉𝖊𝖇𝖎𝖊 𝖉𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖗ꨄ @ddeathroach]

@vikkslickster Honestly left me with the familial benchwarmers

[𝖉𝖊𝖇𝖎𝖊 𝖉𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖗ꨄ @ddeathroach]

After dealing with my mother and brother for the last 2 years my father was a saint how he managed these two I’ll never understand.

[𝖉𝖊𝖇𝖎𝖊 𝖉𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖗ꨄ @ddeathroach]

It’s all fun and games having a late night milkshake until I remember I’m painfully lactose intolerant

[𝖉𝖊𝖇𝖎𝖊 𝖉𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖗ꨄ @ddeathroach]

Pregnant or not I’m eat ten street tacos minimum