disco daura

not new to this, true to this

[disco daura @doraafayeee]

i stubbed my toe so bad it bruised & just spent $500 at the eye doctor :-)

[disco daura @doraafayeee]

i love that people are ordering regular milk in their lattes again

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or my jaw is really misaligned??

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i feel like i have an ear infection??

[disco daura @doraafayeee]

new client: “i didn’t know the diff between you & trudy but you actually have dora the explorer bangs so i know its you”
me: “…..”
her: “i’m a hairdresser so i can say that”

okay?

[disco daura @doraafayeee]

always get my most talkative clients on days im not in the mood

[disco daura @doraafayeee]

@ddeathroach i love you

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why do i always get violently emo a week or two before my birthday

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i miss when my dad didn’t reach out at all

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it was fake news thank god

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i WILL crash tf out if kodak goes out of business

[araña @xanathgum]

me at kbbq

[disco daura @doraafayeee]

i hate not being blonde again

[disco daura @doraafayeee]

unfortunately for things, they have no choice but to work out for me

[disco daura @doraafayeee]

“i’m from utah & used to make these shirts ‘salt lake utah’”
*show me a shirt that reads “slut”*

[disco daura @doraafayeee]

do you think the voice fry guys get upset when siri doesn’t understand their command

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anyone else been feeling extra hott lately?