Mike Oxmaul

I baby sit adults for a living

[TPS @TotalProSports]

The only man that can save us from having to watch Jackson Mahomes twerk at Super Bowl 56...

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@abbylianne1

[Ryan Clark @Realrclark25]

International Player’s Anthem is a top 5 rap song of all time… I’m not here to argue but impart wisdom. Blessings 🙏🏾

[Mike Oxmaul @ddenmon2]

@abbylianne1 You don’t be listening

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@abbylianne1

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@abbylianne1

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My wife’s mood 24/7

[m o @Mo_Elizabethhh]

I’d do some questionable shit for sushi rn

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@abbylianne1

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@abbylianne1 What Am I Now 🗣

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@abbylianne1 I’m on lock down 🙃

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@_hannahemilyy

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@abbylianne1 Had to let you know he still needs his momma even tho he is grown now

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@_hannahemilyy Dang ain’t no room for Austin 🧐

[Anthony Moore @AllThatandMoore]

Corporations: Don’t smoke weed

The board of directors:

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@abbylianne1 More excited for this than your beer tour Saturday 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Braxton Keith @thebraxtonkeith]

Doing better than I deserve, but not as good as I’d like

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Just couldn’t resist when I heard this stud in my pond 🐸 #fastesthandsinsetx

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@abbylianne1 She’s like your other sisters, she don’t participate in that 🙊

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Wife + Cooler full of beer + Backroad = just what the doctor ordered

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@abbylianne1 Probably July 15 or 16th