David Fitzjarrell 🟧💙

Experienced Oracle DBA with a Chemistry degree, principal author of Oracle Exadata Survival Guide. Oracle ACE. #BlueCrew 🚫NO DMs🚫, you will be blocked. 🟧💙

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@KhanSaba1278 https://t.co/GYYxjbmC98

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@neil_lefty @HQNewsNow “Heez Har-wy-un??? Don’t thet put poi inyer penny loaferz!”

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@BhattiLaib9960 Bracheosaurus farts asphyxiated them.

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@notsoscarysheri @bitzydimbo Can you make that with yak ankles?

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@Julius_Kim “Tham hankerin’s kin make ya itch.”

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@Kinza1278 Yak.

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@otokyo Yarpinski Fribble’s doilies.

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@RonFilipkowski @lorenza71319 Trump’s jeans are smarter than his genes.

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@LucasSa56947288 Give her the hook.

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@Acyn @SenTuberville : Democrats ACT on their faith, they don’t simply give it lip service like you Republicans. Democrats volunteer at shelters and soup kitchens, at food pantries, give to the Red Cross, everything Republicans simply talk about. Being loud about God does nothing.

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@Martina @isabellabc Words of encouragement from Steven ChunKing. I feel better already.

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@Mollyploofkins I doubt it, he’s probably locked away to control the stench.

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@EastEndJoe Dalrymple

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@PaulRudnickNY Orthodox, my ass, I’m surprised she hasn’t been struck by lightning. No self-respecting Jewish woman would even consider wearing such a… rag, it’s unseemly.

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@marlene4719 @maura_resister You misspelled “hourly”.

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@LindenmuthWendi Operatic minnows do not exist in Yuma, Oxnard or Fresno.

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@WUTangKids @AtheistSpinster “Ah dunno, she ain’t nekked.”

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@NotAvgLiberal @DorothyEubank16 Her nudes??

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@HQNewsNow Lazlo would make a better Acting Director of National Intelligence.

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@deloisivete You don’t get Sahara Taupe or Death Valley Tan? I’m appalled!