dusty

maybe i'm the one, maybe i'm the one...

[Harry Payne @HeadOfTVDept]

"That one."
*bang*
"That one."
*bang*
"That one."
*bang*

[Psyberdelic @Psyberdelic_]

I shoved a piece of crayon up my nose as a kid and had to go to the hospital to get it removed. A nurse tried giving me a coloring book and crayons for being a good boy and my dad said "don't give that retard anymore crayons"

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

". . . his name was Shinzo and he was my friend. I think you would've liked him."

[Docquistador @Docquistador]

Real

[Slumdog_Chillionaire @SlumRNA_Dog]

If all you had to do was storm HR with a machine gun and shoot them all to death I promise you that 26 year olds would be less anxious about work.

[Ricky | Save Physical Games! @RickyWinsKO]

wake me up in 9 months

[NevilleTheCat @FearTheFloof]

I see you use this in public and my mockery will rip a hole in space and time sending you back to elementary school where I will red rover you into a coma….

[dusty @ddustybs]

on cloud nine cause an old guy pulled up round back and said he grew up in my 100+ year old house and said he was happy my young family was there and i was taking good care of it

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

Getting another beer from the fridge while my frazzled wife battles my screaming children

[dusty @ddustybs]

this is the gayest manifesto i've ever seen. written like a reddit post.

[BNO News @BNONews]

NEW: Cole Allen wrote a manifesto saying he was targeting Trump officials:

"I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes."

[Kostas Moros @MorosKostas]

People say submachine guns are mostly obsolete now due to how compact SBRs have gotten, but these people forget how critical vibes are.

[Viking Rob @VikingRobVWO]

This is most of you.

[El Señor De Los Memes @UltimoLegend]

😎🤝🍻

[どんぐり陸士長 @Dongurihou]

「エド……ワー……ド……」

[Happy Granddadddddd @PlotWeaver]

日本の友人たちへ
For my friends in Japan🇯🇵:

This is a common perspective on guns within America's gun culture.

"How many guns should a normal person have?"
- About five.

"That sounds like a gun enthusiast to me."
- No, a gun enthusiast has fifteen.

"That sounds like someone obsessed with guns."
- No people obsessed with guns have hundreds.

"That sounds like a psycho."
- No psychos seldom own guns, or just get one or two.

"That sounds like a normal person though."
- No, a normal person has about five, we already covered that ...

[とうれい(リニューアル版) @2ray_degenemax]

GUN CONTROL IS GAY（アメリカ風おはようの挨拶）

[Louis vil LeGun @LouisvilleGun]

"You tell him... you tell him we will shoot machineguns, both belt fed and SMGs! We will have all manner of BBQ; ribs, sausages, texas smoked brisket and piles of wings 3 feet high! We will see monster trucks and WWE!"

"The Anjin invites you to partake in a cultural exchange program."