Deli

[hunter @HunterPippinPHL]

thinking about my past kinda feels like this

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Showing the security guard what they are going to be missing out on if they don't let me in the club

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Back in my day you could go to Walmart at 2:00am and buy a shotgun and a live lobster

[Hype Hair Model @PersnicketyK]

No baby. Just keep reading the book.

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

I would reschedule my own wedding to spend my cat’s final day with her.

[໊ @wynavira]

deep rooted respect for women who openly get mad and are okay with being perceived as bitchy

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

The fact that they’re married makes this so much funnier

[𖧧 @mothintoflames]

listening to iris by goo goo dolls feels like being taken off life support

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

arguing with a cat is insane but i be doing it

[buck @SoldierBuck__]

The Walking Dead has the best pilot episode in the history of television.

[abi @daughterrot]

the walking dead season 4 & 5 HATES to see me coming

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

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[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

My typa man

[padrino @kenefbg]

“as far back as i can remember i always wanted to be a gangster “ i heard that & knew i was in for an all timer

[flam @likesrosies]

jesus has been casted in the live action of bible

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

If you don’t want to stop and read the historical site plaques then you’re not fucking coming

[عبداللہ @Blahhhhhh34]

This you?

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🤍 @luvblessingz]

They would’ve had to put 2 on me.