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Truth is always bitter and sometimes funny. And Sarcasm is one of my thing.

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@Nher_who I thought, they're taking us towards 1947. But stone age!

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@ImHydro45 Patients are thinking that she will cure their disease. But now we know what she is thinking about the patients.

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@gharkekalesh Imagine a patient comes for treatment and she would be thinking about his d!

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@HindutvaNerve Bro lives in the past and always recite Nehru chalisa.

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@KreatelyMedia For presidential election BlueJP can do anything. Guess who will be the next president with all power shifting to the president!

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@AartiTikka The real problem when you have problem in the middle of the journey where no nearby garage is available. You need a Towing van to drag your car into the nearest garage for repair. In my case, Towing van dragged my car 30km to a nearby garage to replace fuel injectors.

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@firstpost My Frand Dolund Tramp

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@zeero2Infinity DNA can't be changed even if she changes her religion.

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@gautamthakurx Target was given to different departments to raise money so that freebie schemes like Ladli Behna Yojna can run smoothly.

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@GCMovementOrg More the percentage meaning, it's a potential vote bank.

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@neha_laldas All are happening before 2027 presidential election. So guess the upcoming president of India!

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@rishibagree Nehru chalisa nahin padhoge kya!

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@neha_laldas BlueJP is not for Hindus. They're using Hindus to stay in power.

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@KreatelyMedia Someone from the 21, booked Ola Uber midair.

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@DrHomeostatic I have already replaced the fuel injectors of my car. But that is not easy. I had to call a Towing van to pick my car to a garage 30kms away, imagine the Towing cost, luckily I was alone. Then I tell people not to vote for BlueJP. This happened to me & will happen to you soon.

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@refocus21 Today's PM Modi tenure completed 4399 days and they are celebrating it. Why 100 is just a number but 4399 is not!!

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@ajeetbharti They thought, they are Manchester United 😁

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@Vtxt21 1USD crossing ₹100 is just a number but 4399 is not a number 😁

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@indianrightwing One day all BlueJP ministers put sugarcane juice inside a plane and fly with it. That day is a turning point in this century.

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